1 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:36,418 Bands Horns and Revelry. 2 00:00:47,497 --> 00:00:53,402 ldeas ... 3 00:00:54,871 --> 00:00:57,863 Plans ... 4 00:01:00,577 --> 00:01:03,546 Schemes ... 5 00:01:14,624 --> 00:01:19,152 There are loads and loads of dreams ... 6 00:01:19,229 --> 00:01:23,495 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 7 00:01:23,566 --> 00:01:25,534 Colourful dreams ... 8 00:01:25,602 --> 00:01:27,729 quirky schemes. 9 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:32,206 There are loads and loads of dreams ... 10 00:01:32,275 --> 00:01:36,575 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 11 00:01:36,646 --> 00:01:38,705 Colourful dreams ... 12 00:01:38,782 --> 00:01:40,841 quirky schemes. 13 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:42,179 ldeas ... 14 00:01:43,253 --> 00:01:44,345 Plans ... 15 00:01:45,321 --> 00:01:45,548 Schemes ... 16 00:01:49,392 --> 00:01:53,920 The plans are rooted deep, 17 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:58,327 Though the path is steep. 18 00:01:58,401 --> 00:02:02,633 You will realize the dream, because you've got the scheme. 19 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:07,199 There are loads and loads of dreams ... 20 00:02:07,277 --> 00:02:11,213 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 21 00:02:11,281 --> 00:02:15,217 ldeas ... 22 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:21,213 Plans ... 23 00:02:23,693 --> 00:02:26,218 Schemes. 24 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:41,977 We will tackle the future tomorrow 25 00:02:42,312 --> 00:02:46,442 We won't budge come joy or sorrow. 26 00:02:46,516 --> 00:02:51,249 And if our ambitions were to turn cold 27 00:02:55,325 --> 00:03:00,262 We'll warm them with rising sun, lo and behold. 28 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:08,267 Tension is nothing more than a wrinkle on the forehead 29 00:03:08,404 --> 00:03:12,704 lt's the earnest smiles, that resolve everything in the head. 30 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:17,007 Try it out, just try it out ... exploit the schemes 31 00:03:17,347 --> 00:03:21,340 There are loads and loads of dreams ... 32 00:03:21,417 --> 00:03:25,877 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 33 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:27,946 Colourful dreams ... 34 00:03:28,024 --> 00:03:30,288 quirky schemes. 35 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:34,495 There are loads and loads of dreams ... 36 00:03:34,564 --> 00:03:38,898 And we have hatched brilliant schemes. 37 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:43,564 ldeas ... 38 00:03:45,575 --> 00:03:47,770 Plans ... 39 00:03:47,844 --> 00:03:51,371 Schemes. 40 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:07,387 What's this? 41 00:04:07,463 --> 00:04:08,521 lt's daal ... move on. 42 00:04:08,598 --> 00:04:10,065 Food first ... - What do you think this is? 43 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,391 Horse shit! We pay 1200 per month ... 44 00:04:13,403 --> 00:04:14,461 Should l call the warden? 45 00:04:14,537 --> 00:04:16,835 Call him ... and ask him to bring us his biryani along. 46 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,873 Screaming at him won't get us the biryani ... give me your phone. 47 00:04:19,943 --> 00:04:21,001 Use yours ... 48 00:04:21,077 --> 00:04:22,874 M\y outgoing has just been barred by the phone company ... 49 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:29,510 So Thape? What does it look like? 50 00:04:32,422 --> 00:04:36,654 OK, biryani for dinner has been fixed! 51 00:04:37,026 --> 00:04:39,358 Ten rupees everyone ... entry fee. 52 00:04:39,429 --> 00:04:41,090 Oh, so it's our cash and your party, Bittoo. 53 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,001 Bittoo, you've started already? 54 00:04:49,072 --> 00:04:50,733 We will eat as much as we can. 55 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:52,766 So Thapa? 56 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,434 Out in 10 minutes ... 57 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:56,876 Even the smell will not be felt in 10 minutes. 58 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:59,708 lt's a dance party, not a wedding night with very few guests. 59 00:04:59,782 --> 00:05:02,444 You'll get caught easily ... and l will lose my job. 60 00:05:02,518 --> 00:05:04,850 lt's just a job. Easy come easy go. 61 00:05:05,588 --> 00:05:07,385 Please Bittoo, just hurry up. 62 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:26,940 M\inki and Binny. 63 00:05:27,010 --> 00:05:28,136 Bittoo Boss. 64 00:05:29,479 --> 00:05:32,471 Hey sunny, pan here dude. 65 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:42,414 Why are you posing looking dull? Spice it up, man. 66 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:44,687 How are you doing buddy? Looking like a rock star. 67 00:05:52,502 --> 00:05:54,470 The plates are really small. 68 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,072 Excuse me ... which side are you from? 69 00:06:00,977 --> 00:06:02,035 Why should l tell you? 70 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,441 One minute ... please step aside. 71 00:06:05,515 --> 00:06:06,573 Why should l? 72 00:06:06,649 --> 00:06:08,514 Keep the plate here ... call M\r. Kochar. 73 00:06:08,584 --> 00:06:11,178 Quickly. Aunty, please come forward and serve yourself. 74 00:06:11,654 --> 00:06:13,178 Please step aside, you are blocking the way. 75 00:06:14,524 --> 00:06:15,889 Who are you to put me aside? 76 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:19,621 Anu aunty's assistant ... she has organised this entire night ... 77 00:06:19,696 --> 00:06:22,130 and it's my duty to see that no riff-raff eat here. 78 00:06:22,198 --> 00:06:23,722 l am no riff-raff! 79 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,791 Who knows ... we'll find out right now. 80 00:06:25,868 --> 00:06:27,529 Yes ... tell me what happened. 81 00:06:27,603 --> 00:06:30,538 Here is the bride's uncle. Uncle, should l let him eat? 82 00:06:30,606 --> 00:06:32,005 ls he from the groom's side or the bride's? 83 00:06:32,075 --> 00:06:33,133 From neither side. 84 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,539 l knew it! You are a riff-raff. 85 00:06:35,611 --> 00:06:37,044 Who are you calling riff-raff? 86 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:41,514 Sunny! Come here. 87 00:06:43,686 --> 00:06:44,744 Come here. 88 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:46,880 Tell them who l am. 89 00:06:46,956 --> 00:06:48,480 We are both with the video team. 90 00:06:49,025 --> 00:06:50,890 Really? l've not seen you around. 91 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,487 We work very quietly ... to not disturb the gentry. 92 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,093 lt's all planning, uncle. 93 00:06:56,566 --> 00:07:00,559 We thought we'd get dinner out of the way before the dancing started. 94 00:07:01,571 --> 00:07:02,629 We won't eat if you don't like. 95 00:07:03,106 --> 00:07:06,507 ln every wedding we are treated with respect ... 96 00:07:06,576 --> 00:07:08,134 and offered food and she is calling me riff-raff. 97 00:07:08,211 --> 00:07:09,508 lt's my duty. lf we run short of food ... 98 00:07:09,579 --> 00:07:11,638 because riff-raff like you have eaten it ... 99 00:07:11,714 --> 00:07:12,772 Uncle will question me, right? 100 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:20,053 Spit the anger out, and eat well. Later you shoot well. OK? 101 00:07:20,123 --> 00:07:21,818 Yes, yes of course. Sunny, you get the best shots. 102 00:07:21,891 --> 00:07:25,122 Give them a plate and what about the dancing? Get it started. 103 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:26,252 Sure! About to start. 104 00:07:35,938 --> 00:07:36,996 ls there a leg piece? 105 00:07:37,073 --> 00:07:38,131 Cheapster! 106 00:07:40,143 --> 00:07:45,740 OK everyone, come to the centre please, let the dancing begin. 107 00:07:46,182 --> 00:07:48,548 There won't be just songs on this musical night ... 108 00:07:48,618 --> 00:07:52,554 there will be dancing and competing. 109 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:55,622 So will the bride's team win or the groom's? 110 00:07:56,159 --> 00:08:00,721 This will be decided once their relatives join the dance. 111 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:03,164 Uncle, please start the dance, 112 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,859 you surely look like you could break a leg! 113 00:08:06,202 --> 00:08:07,294 Please come everyone. 114 00:08:14,177 --> 00:08:18,307 l went shopping and bought a key 115 00:08:18,648 --> 00:08:22,744 Will groom's aunty twist like Shakira with me? 116 00:08:23,186 --> 00:08:26,917 l went shopping and bought pizzas for me, 117 00:08:28,124 --> 00:08:31,252 Will bride's Uncle dance the disco with me? 118 00:08:31,327 --> 00:08:34,785 The party rocks to the brim. 119 00:08:34,864 --> 00:08:36,991 When uncle-aunty dance within. 120 00:08:37,066 --> 00:08:38,192 The party rocks to the brim. 121 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:39,962 When uncle-aunty dance within. 122 00:08:40,036 --> 00:08:43,005 The party rocks to the brim. 123 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:55,341 l went shopping and l bought jewelry. 124 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:59,945 He chews betel ... the brother-in-law to be! 125 00:09:00,022 --> 00:09:04,152 l went shopping and bought a lock and key 126 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:08,290 Look how she squirms, the sister-in-law to be 127 00:09:08,364 --> 00:09:11,856 The party rocks to the brim. 128 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:13,697 When brother-sister dance within. 129 00:09:13,769 --> 00:09:15,236 The party rocks to the brim. 130 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:17,238 When brother-sister dance within. 131 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:19,866 The party rocks to the brim. 132 00:09:19,942 --> 00:09:24,038 l went shopping and ... make no haste ... 133 00:09:24,113 --> 00:09:27,708 Hurry up DJ, turn the table and blast the base. 134 00:09:27,783 --> 00:09:30,183 The party rocks when ... 135 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,711 we do the hip hop ... 136 00:09:32,788 --> 00:09:34,653 The party rocks when ... 137 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,084 DJ makes you dance 138 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,389 The party rocks to the brim. 139 00:09:43,866 --> 00:09:47,802 l went shopping and bought a mango 140 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:50,270 Bride's mother perks up ... 141 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,204 Starts to do the tango. 142 00:09:52,275 --> 00:09:55,972 Bride's mother ... 143 00:09:57,013 --> 00:10:00,915 l went shopping and bought some Paddy 144 00:10:01,284 --> 00:10:03,343 He jumps at two for tango ... 145 00:10:03,419 --> 00:10:05,216 Here's groom's daddy ... 146 00:10:05,288 --> 00:10:08,746 The party rocks to the brim. 147 00:10:08,824 --> 00:10:10,348 When mummy-daddy dance within. 148 00:10:10,426 --> 00:10:11,950 The party rocks to the brim. 149 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,859 When mummy-daddy dance within. 150 00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:16,694 The party rocks to the brim. 151 00:10:20,236 --> 00:10:23,728 l went shopping and bought a Jacuzzi 152 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,271 Hold the groove, and do the boogie-woogie 153 00:10:27,343 --> 00:10:30,312 The party rocks to the brim. 154 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,040 When everyone does the boogie-woogie within. 155 00:10:32,114 --> 00:10:33,172 The party rocks to the brim. 156 00:10:33,249 --> 00:10:38,710 When everyone does the boogie-woogie within. 157 00:10:39,322 --> 00:10:42,723 Hello, M\rs. Aggarwal ... 158 00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:45,226 good afternoon l say. 159 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,090 l am Binny's uncle. 160 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:54,867 Just wanted to thank you for last night's function. 161 00:10:56,872 --> 00:10:58,737 lt went well because you worked hard and your assistant ... 162 00:10:58,808 --> 00:11:00,776 what was her name again? 163 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:05,070 Shruti ... oh, yes. ls it just Shruti or ...? 164 00:11:06,215 --> 00:11:07,273 Oh Kakkar. 165 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,747 No, it's just that some of our relatives ... 166 00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:14,085 were enquiring about her last night. 167 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:17,757 Look at the irony, while she is busy in arranging the weddings of others ... 168 00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:19,818 there are proposals coming for her. 169 00:11:22,298 --> 00:11:23,356 Really? 170 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,499 ls there someone? 171 00:11:29,839 --> 00:11:36,506 No ... No it's correct. 172 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:37,905 Education is crucial, she should complete her ... 173 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,038 graduation before getting married. 174 00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:42,317 Besides, there is hardly any time left for her to finish her education. 175 00:11:42,385 --> 00:11:44,819 Which college is she in by the way? 176 00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:50,189 Go, go, go ... found her classmates. Shruti Kakkar has left. 177 00:11:50,259 --> 00:11:53,160 She got onto the U-special bus just a minute ago to go home ... go, go, go. 178 00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:54,526 Where does she stay? - Janak Puri. 179 00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:56,921 Janak Puri? She must be an aunty-like! 180 00:11:56,999 --> 00:11:58,523 Your aunty, not mine. 181 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,792 lf you had been so dedicated towards ... 182 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:02,394 your education you could have topped your college. 183 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,268 M\ikka, speed up ... quit the lecture. 184 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,542 Look there ... the bus ... 185 00:12:08,611 --> 00:12:10,806 hurry up, what are you doing? 186 00:12:11,414 --> 00:12:14,178 You will get us stuck, move out. 187 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,410 lt's a traffic signal. You expect me to fly? 188 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:16,542 The cop is standing right there. 189 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:22,154 Bittoo ... have you lost it? 190 00:12:51,053 --> 00:12:52,111 Hello ... 191 00:12:52,922 --> 00:12:53,980 you remember? 192 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:55,448 M\e? 193 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,251 Riff-raff. 194 00:12:58,394 --> 00:12:59,452 What do you want? 195 00:13:00,062 --> 00:13:03,520 Nothing ... just ... for you ... 196 00:13:05,468 --> 00:13:08,904 it's a DVD of the dancing night. Only your dance is on it. 197 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,265 Are you hitting on me? 198 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:13,872 Don't even try it ... 199 00:13:13,943 --> 00:13:15,410 l don't have time for love and rubbish like that. 200 00:13:15,478 --> 00:13:17,412 Even l don't have time to flirt and all! 201 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,944 l am here just for the DVD and for some friendship. 202 00:13:29,024 --> 00:13:30,150 Ok. Cool ... 203 00:13:32,495 --> 00:13:34,224 l edited it with my own hands. 204 00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:37,891 l suggest you send it to lndian ldol ... you will win for sure ... 205 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,168 and then the Bollywood heroines will be out. 206 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:44,963 lndian ldol, my foot. l am going to start my own business. 207 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,302 Once the exams end ... it begins. 208 00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,433 What business? 209 00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:51,037 What sort of business is that? 210 00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:54,279 Weddings require so many things. 211 00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:58,044 Tents, decorations, musical bands, catering, etc, etc ... 212 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,587 Who arranges all of that? Wedding planners. 213 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:06,357 l want to be the best wedding planner in Delhi ... no ... in lndia. 214 00:14:06,495 --> 00:14:07,553 Good. 215 00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:10,564 Good? lt's the best business. 216 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:14,168 lf a Bollywood heroine's films flop, she is out ... 217 00:14:14,236 --> 00:14:17,467 but be it recession or inflation, people will always get married. 218 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:19,940 Thousands and millions of rupees will always be spent on weddings ... 219 00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:21,934 and who will be required for the entire planning? 220 00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:23,603 A wedding planner. 221 00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:26,607 Yes! l have planned everything. 222 00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:29,475 Come l'll show you ... 223 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:35,947 This is my company's name: Shaadi M\ubarak. 224 00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:38,084 Very good ... 225 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,218 lsn't it? 226 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,286 l already have 3 years of part-time work experience ... 227 00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:42,455 with Anu Aunty. 228 00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:45,296 Whatever salary l get, l give half to the home. 229 00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:47,426 M\y father works for the government. 230 00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:48,629 The rest is my own savings. 231 00:14:48,704 --> 00:14:50,035 To start my new company. 232 00:14:50,573 --> 00:14:53,041 There are various themes in the market these days ... 233 00:14:53,108 --> 00:14:54,268 like the fairy tale theme ... 234 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:59,140 prince-princess theme, Barbie theme, magic theme, circus theme ... 235 00:15:00,049 --> 00:15:02,040 So is the groom a joker or a ring-master ? 236 00:15:04,587 --> 00:15:06,987 Get lost ... you waste your time loafing about and ... 237 00:15:07,056 --> 00:15:09,047 when someone else plans something, you laugh at them. 238 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,656 Can't even pronounce business properly. 239 00:15:22,605 --> 00:15:24,004 lt's my dance ... 240 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,001 Well l don't expect you to thank me ... 241 00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:27,372 buy me a bread pakora at least. 242 00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:29,172 l have a lot of studying right now ... let's meet after the exams. 243 00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:30,576 OK, bye. 244 00:15:37,086 --> 00:15:38,451 What a waste of time! 245 00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:00,374 Exams over! Shaadi M\ubarak! 246 00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:07,173 You are back again? 247 00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:09,584 l've travelled all the way from Ambala 248 00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:11,051 with the best proposal for you ... 249 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,247 and you are showing attitude! 250 00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:15,654 l said Shruti will be livid when she arrives ... 251 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,055 but your father said ... 252 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:18,684 let's see the proposal now that aunty has come so far. 253 00:16:18,761 --> 00:16:21,594 M\y child, you've been working with Anu Aunty for three years ... 254 00:16:21,664 --> 00:16:23,359 it's time to relax and get married. 255 00:16:23,432 --> 00:16:25,798 After that you can start your wedding business. 256 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,063 After the marriage the in-laws will be after me ... 257 00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,264 for grandchildren ... 258 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,570 and the husband's mouth will be locked forever. 259 00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:35,076 Within a year there will be a child, and then soon the next one ... 260 00:16:35,144 --> 00:16:36,202 and then l just sit at home ... 261 00:16:36,278 --> 00:16:38,075 being a mother all my life. 262 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,807 l will get married to whoever you like ... 263 00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:43,581 but after Shaadi M\ubarak is set up. 264 00:16:43,652 --> 00:16:45,586 Look, l am 20 years old now. 265 00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:47,087 Give me time, five years, and when l am 25 marry me off ... 266 00:16:47,156 --> 00:16:49,647 with or without Shaadi M\ubarak. 267 00:16:51,694 --> 00:16:52,752 Had tea? 268 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,153 Now get lost. 269 00:16:54,229 --> 00:16:58,427 Please ask M\anoj if he can wait for five years. 270 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,264 lf not then best of luck. 271 00:17:04,707 --> 00:17:06,140 No dude! Don't go. 272 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,471 OK, don't be sad. Keep the shirt. 273 00:17:09,678 --> 00:17:11,111 Come on, l am not so evil. 274 00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:13,342 l am sad because you are leaving, not for these clothes. 275 00:17:15,718 --> 00:17:17,515 What will you do with an M\BA? 276 00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:21,122 Whether you pass or fail ... 277 00:17:21,657 --> 00:17:23,124 you will still have to return to your father's farm ... 278 00:17:23,192 --> 00:17:24,591 and chop sugarcanes with him. 279 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,184 But l have to make my own life. 280 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,657 You want to do an M\BA? - Yes. 281 00:17:28,731 --> 00:17:29,789 Then do it ... 282 00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:31,127 don't lecture me. 283 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,425 Where is your suitcase? 284 00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:35,261 Hello, uncle. 285 00:17:35,337 --> 00:17:36,463 Hello, son. 286 00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:37,596 What suitcase? 287 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,135 Didn't your mother tell you that ... 288 00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:42,336 we are in town to take the delivery of the new tractor ... 289 00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:43,810 and will take you with us on the way back? 290 00:17:44,747 --> 00:17:47,147 Should l remember the exam answers or M\om's talk? 291 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,144 Sonu! Pack his bags. 292 00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:50,276 M\e? 293 00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:53,480 He will do it ... come with me l'll show you ... come outside. 294 00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:56,282 Come. 295 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,553 Look at that. 296 00:18:01,764 --> 00:18:02,822 ls it not the best colour? 297 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,900 We will all go back home on this lean machine. 298 00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:11,297 l can't come. 299 00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:13,469 Why? Have you set up a shop? 300 00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:14,600 Yes ... 301 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,569 No ... 302 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,915 not a shop... a business. 303 00:18:22,718 --> 00:18:23,776 Business? 304 00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:24,910 What do you sell? 305 00:18:25,254 --> 00:18:26,312 We don't sell ... 306 00:18:26,722 --> 00:18:28,246 we organise weddings. 307 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:29,849 Wedding planning. 308 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,486 Barbers organise weddings. 309 00:18:32,561 --> 00:18:33,619 ln small towns like Saharanpur ... 310 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,185 in Delhi it's a big business. 311 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,829 Be it recession or inflation people will still get married. 312 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,595 People invest millions in weddings. 313 00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:42,202 100 percent profit ... 314 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,630 Oh silly ... 315 00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:46,707 Our boys don't do girls' jobs. 316 00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:50,211 Now that your curiosity about college is over ... 317 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:53,271 come home and manage the farm, like everyone else. 318 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,745 l'll kill myself but l won't chop sugar canes. 319 00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:59,219 No one can die jumping off the first floor ... 320 00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:01,654 you're good at nothing, neither suicide nor business. 321 00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:03,349 And listen ... 322 00:19:03,425 --> 00:19:05,359 once the sugarcane catches blight, it's cut off and thrown away. 323 00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,819 You are a cane with blight. 324 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,830 You are no good to me now. 325 00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:15,233 When you run out of money then catch a bus home. 326 00:19:17,306 --> 00:19:18,364 This is the fare ... 327 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,232 don't spend it. 328 00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:23,836 Come on, Sonu. 329 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,305 You ... 330 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,648 So M\r. Blighted Cane ... 331 00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:36,782 what're you going to do now? 332 00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:39,259 Dude, while bullshitting to dad, l hit upon a brilliant idea. 333 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,324 l am gonna make a partnership with miss Janak Puri. 334 00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:42,990 You want to be a wedding planner? 335 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,260 l thought you were just deflecting your father. 336 00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,392 Why? What's the problem? 337 00:19:46,869 --> 00:19:49,861 The turn over is in thousands, recession or inflation. 338 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,405 Shruti Kakkar will kill you. 339 00:19:51,473 --> 00:19:53,270 Only if l hit on her. 340 00:19:53,876 --> 00:19:55,605 l am not interested in her and nor is she in me ... 341 00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:56,939 a partnership is all l am asking for. 342 00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,536 Shaadi M\ubarak is her idea ... 343 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,673 why will she make you her partner? 344 00:20:00,749 --> 00:20:01,943 Why won't she? 345 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,348 You think she won't? 346 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,689 Laugh freely, 347 00:20:16,765 --> 00:20:17,857 or don't laugh at all, 348 00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:19,298 what sort of a laugh is that? 349 00:20:22,371 --> 00:20:23,429 Did you smell the perfume? 350 00:20:23,505 --> 00:20:24,563 lt's horrible ... 351 00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:26,899 they bathe in it ... 352 00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:29,909 if you sit next to them you can't enjoy the smell of the bread. 353 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,347 But your business idea ... 354 00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:36,475 it's great ... 355 00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:37,712 Shaadi M\ubarak. 356 00:20:38,387 --> 00:20:39,445 When are you starting? 357 00:20:39,521 --> 00:20:40,579 lt's started. 358 00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:42,484 l have to reach Chanda Narang's office in an hour. 359 00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:43,684 Her son's wedding? 360 00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:44,919 Oh no ... 361 00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:48,056 Chanda Narang is the superstar, like Sharukh Khan, of wedding planning. 362 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,926 l'll train with her for some time and then ... 363 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,056 my own company. 364 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,391 Well ... 365 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:58,363 l too have a brilliant business plan. 366 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,073 lt's a bit complicated though. 367 00:21:00,609 --> 00:21:02,736 First this and then that ... 368 00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:05,880 so l was wondering, till mine comes in line ... 369 00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:07,711 why don't l join your Shaadi M\ubarak as a partner? 370 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:09,975 l don't want any partnership complications. 371 00:21:10,052 --> 00:21:11,349 Such a big business ... turnover of thousands ... 372 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:13,752 how will you run it by yourself? 373 00:21:13,822 --> 00:21:15,551 l have handled so many weddings on my own. 374 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,560 l don't have any business idea, dude. 375 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:23,756 l know. 376 00:21:23,832 --> 00:21:26,357 lf l don't find a job or business here ... 377 00:21:26,435 --> 00:21:29,029 then my dad will take me back to the village to chop canes. 378 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,104 Please save me from the sugarcane. 379 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:32,765 Please make me your partner. 380 00:21:32,841 --> 00:21:33,899 No. 381 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,373 You just bring all the brilliant ideas ... 382 00:21:35,444 --> 00:21:37,503 and leave the running around to me. 383 00:21:40,449 --> 00:21:43,009 l spent all night making the DVD. You are my friend. 384 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,418 Today you say friend, tomorrow you will say l love you. 385 00:21:47,456 --> 00:21:48,923 l don't want any emotional complication. 386 00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,615 l just want to start my business that's all. 387 00:21:50,692 --> 00:21:57,894 Thumb rule of business - love and business do not go hand in hand. 388 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,831 l am best on my own. 389 00:22:01,003 --> 00:22:02,402 What are you talking about? 390 00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:04,666 l promise l will never go beyond friendship. 391 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:05,798 What's the guarantee? 392 00:22:06,608 --> 00:22:07,666 Fine! 393 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:08,801 l swear on this bread. 394 00:22:09,945 --> 00:22:11,003 No ... 395 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,472 bye! 396 00:22:14,016 --> 00:22:18,419 OK, if not a partner, a secretary, assistant, peon - make me anything. 397 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:19,880 At least listen to me. 398 00:22:26,461 --> 00:22:27,519 M\oonstruck. 399 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:28,821 Chanda M\aam's company. 400 00:22:28,964 --> 00:22:31,592 One day even Shruti Kakkar's Shaadi M\ubarak tempos ... 401 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:32,758 will arrive in these posh farm houses. 402 00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:34,893 Shruti Kakkar and Bittoo Sharma ... 403 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,496 l told you, no partnership, now stop following me. 404 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,433 But you already have trained under Anu Aunty ... 405 00:22:42,711 --> 00:22:44,542 Anu Aunty does low budget weddings ... 406 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:48,807 small community hall types, with grooms arriving in small cars. 407 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:52,011 Chanda Narang does massive farm weddings ... 408 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:53,819 where the grooms arrive in choppers. 409 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,557 An investment of a few million is no big deal. 410 00:22:56,992 --> 00:22:59,187 A wedding planner's commission is at least 15 million Rupees. 411 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,519 15 million Rupees! 412 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,687 Of course ... these are the weddings ... 413 00:23:01,763 --> 00:23:02,821 that superstar Shahrukh Khan dances at ... 414 00:23:02,898 --> 00:23:04,195 and Chanda M\aam organises them. 415 00:23:04,499 --> 00:23:08,458 l'll learn a lot and be high class if l work with Chanda M\aam. 416 00:23:13,608 --> 00:23:14,666 Chanda M\aam! 417 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:17,536 Ya, tell me ... 418 00:23:20,515 --> 00:23:21,777 You wait here ... 419 00:23:21,883 --> 00:23:22,941 M\e too ... 420 00:23:33,528 --> 00:23:35,655 M\aam, l am a huge fan of yours. 421 00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,597 M\aam, you are too good ... 422 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:39,499 you are my inspiration. 423 00:23:40,969 --> 00:23:42,095 Please let me assist you. 424 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,495 Please just have a look at my file. 425 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,898 M\aam, l've ... 426 00:23:46,775 --> 00:23:54,147 M\aam, l am a fan. Let go. l can do any sort of work. Please, M\aam. 427 00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:56,243 Yes Diwakar ... 428 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,581 Who? Yes, tell me ... 429 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,087 Get off. Don't show off in your stupid uniform. 430 00:24:02,157 --> 00:24:03,852 l can work better than you. 431 00:24:03,925 --> 00:24:04,983 Please leave. 432 00:24:05,093 --> 00:24:09,962 When will they discharge him? Oh dear ... 433 00:24:10,799 --> 00:24:13,199 Why do they enter this profession if they have to get jaundice! 434 00:24:13,568 --> 00:24:15,058 Now who will do his duty? 435 00:24:15,670 --> 00:24:16,728 l'm leaving. 436 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:17,930 What's the problem? 437 00:24:18,106 --> 00:24:19,539 You can't stay here. 438 00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:26,840 No. l will work only with her. Not alone. 439 00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:28,779 But l have place only for one person... 440 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:30,909 and a girl can't handle it. 441 00:24:31,019 --> 00:24:32,077 She? 442 00:24:32,154 --> 00:24:33,212 Girl? 443 00:24:33,288 --> 00:24:34,550 Only from the outside ... 444 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,984 there are ten bouncers hidden inside her! 445 00:24:38,693 --> 00:24:41,924 Look, l can pay a salary for one person only. 446 00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:44,191 So then Bittoo comes free at the price of Shruti. 447 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,897 Are you two ... boyfriend-girlfriend? 448 00:24:46,968 --> 00:24:51,064 Not at all ... just partners ... guaranteed! 449 00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:56,836 Thank you, M\aamji ... thank you ... 450 00:25:07,823 --> 00:25:09,586 Each chandelier was supposed to have four circles ... 451 00:25:09,658 --> 00:25:11,751 why have you put only one, M\aqsood? 452 00:25:14,863 --> 00:25:16,330 How long have you been working here? 453 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,589 Only five days old, and you have been around for years ... 454 00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:19,725 but don't think you can fool me. 455 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,062 lf you don't make four circles l'll complain to Chanda M\aam. 456 00:25:23,738 --> 00:25:24,796 Go ahead! 457 00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:27,901 Your Chanda M\aam would have charged the client for 50 circles ... 458 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:30,239 but l have been paid only for one. 459 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:34,275 You've to put three over there at the back ... 460 00:25:34,349 --> 00:25:35,611 Chanda M\aam? 461 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,790 flower shower from above. 462 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:55,729 The wedding planner promised red roses for my niece's wedding ... 463 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,362 but eventually there was a marigold shower. 464 00:26:01,243 --> 00:26:05,077 you relax ... you like red roses ... you get red roses. 465 00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:07,273 M\aam, the catering guys are asking for you. 466 00:26:15,390 --> 00:26:17,688 Who will get the work done, if l keep giving them demos? 467 00:26:20,028 --> 00:26:21,393 Thanks, buddy you saved me ... 468 00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,690 Why starve ... have biskut! 469 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,703 What sort of people are you dealing with ... 470 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:38,104 they expect roast chicken at the price of dried grass? 471 00:26:56,431 --> 00:26:58,729 Even her abuses sound sweet, like FM\ radio. 472 00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:02,894 Oye Radio? Do you know what a big cheat your M\adam really is? 473 00:27:03,071 --> 00:27:06,268 She delivers only half of what she charges for. 474 00:27:06,942 --> 00:27:08,307 That's why she drives a BM\W. 475 00:27:08,843 --> 00:27:10,071 She is so clever. 476 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,044 lt's not clever, it's cheating. 477 00:27:13,148 --> 00:27:15,082 Not cheating, it's business sense. 478 00:27:17,752 --> 00:27:19,083 lt will never happen in my company. 479 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:21,085 OK, we won't cheat. 480 00:27:21,456 --> 00:27:23,151 Bittoo! - Yes, M\aam! 481 00:27:30,465 --> 00:27:31,796 Boss or employee ... 482 00:27:32,968 --> 00:27:34,060 he doesn't spare anyone. 483 00:27:48,016 --> 00:27:51,816 Are you trying to cheat me? Where are the lilies? 484 00:27:52,354 --> 00:27:53,412 Sir? 485 00:27:53,488 --> 00:27:55,353 There is no arrangement of any flowers ... 486 00:27:56,891 --> 00:27:59,917 Due to the drivers' strike, the delivered stock is less. 487 00:28:09,204 --> 00:28:12,970 The arrangement my wife approved had lilies ... 488 00:28:13,074 --> 00:28:14,769 all we have are carnations ... 489 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:21,381 M\aam ... that ... - What that?! 490 00:28:25,053 --> 00:28:26,111 There were no lilies. 491 00:28:26,521 --> 00:28:28,512 Why? Why were there no lilies? 492 00:28:34,929 --> 00:28:35,987 M\aam ... 493 00:28:36,898 --> 00:28:37,956 enough is enough. 494 00:28:39,534 --> 00:28:40,796 We are out of this. 495 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,869 No one can stay after this insult. 496 00:28:43,405 --> 00:28:44,463 Come on, Shruti! 497 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:47,168 Yes, l know, big-shot army man, 498 00:28:47,842 --> 00:28:49,332 doesn't mean you can abuse in English ... 499 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:51,001 you know very well whose fault it is ... 500 00:28:51,112 --> 00:28:54,411 don't stretch it so much that we are forced to expose. - Expose what? 501 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:56,313 Bittoo, this will get us a bad reputation. Think of the future. 502 00:28:56,384 --> 00:28:57,442 lt is the future ... 503 00:28:58,186 --> 00:28:59,551 your Shaadi M\ubarak. 504 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:13,892 Come on partner. 505 00:29:19,441 --> 00:29:23,138 Will get the uniform sent. Keep the cap. Dupe someone else. 506 00:29:25,046 --> 00:29:26,308 See you around in the market. 507 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:44,161 Nice name ... Shaadi M\ubarak. 508 00:29:44,899 --> 00:29:46,867 But in our families traditionally uncles ... 509 00:29:46,935 --> 00:29:49,062 and aunties get together and organise the wedding. 510 00:29:49,604 --> 00:29:51,231 What will we do with a wedding planner? 511 00:29:51,439 --> 00:29:53,100 See l told you so ... thank you, uncle. 512 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:57,443 How much money do you intend spending on the wedding? 513 00:29:58,246 --> 00:30:00,009 200 thousand. 0r 250 thousand Rupees maximum. 514 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:01,910 You spend 250 thousand only ... 515 00:30:02,317 --> 00:30:04,512 and leave the arrangements to us. 516 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:06,945 Where's the venue? 517 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:10,020 Venue? Same one as where the rest of the colony gets married from! 518 00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:18,326 Here it is ... our first wedding site. 519 00:30:24,139 --> 00:30:25,902 Let's inspect the site. 520 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,436 Why are we dealing with these small-timers? 521 00:30:28,977 --> 00:30:30,638 They don't even have cars. 522 00:30:31,112 --> 00:30:32,409 Their groom will arrive on a scooter! 523 00:30:33,014 --> 00:30:35,278 Let's directly attack the farm houses. 524 00:30:36,017 --> 00:30:38,178 Let's become prince of smaller budget weddings ... 525 00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:42,078 and then become King and Queen of the farmhouses. 526 00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:43,587 There is lesser risk here. 527 00:30:43,658 --> 00:30:45,592 Things are bound to go wrong in the first few weddings! 528 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,487 lt's our area, we can smile, apologise and get away with it. 529 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:49,654 What can be done for 250 thousand? 530 00:30:50,532 --> 00:30:52,557 That's the challenge. 250 thousand. 531 00:30:53,067 --> 00:30:55,228 Let's see how much your brain works. 532 00:30:55,336 --> 00:30:58,567 Really! Now you watch out. 533 00:31:26,367 --> 00:31:28,267 All this is possible in our lane? 534 00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:30,001 Anything's possible with Shaadi M\ubarak. 535 00:31:35,009 --> 00:31:39,605 Bands Horns and Revelry 536 00:31:39,714 --> 00:31:42,979 Bands Horns and Revelry 537 00:31:45,587 --> 00:31:48,988 l say, l say 538 00:31:49,057 --> 00:31:50,456 l will plan weddings ... 539 00:31:50,525 --> 00:31:51,992 l will make the altars ... 540 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:53,584 l will do the dances. 541 00:31:55,029 --> 00:31:58,192 Bands Horns and Revelry ... 542 00:31:58,266 --> 00:32:07,004 Bands Horns and Revelry ... 543 00:32:07,075 --> 00:32:08,133 Which one? 544 00:32:28,062 --> 00:32:30,587 Quick, quick, hurry up. The lights have to be tested ... 545 00:32:31,399 --> 00:32:34,027 Have you stolen the connection from the pole? 546 00:32:34,102 --> 00:32:35,399 So? Should l pull it from your house? 547 00:32:35,503 --> 00:32:36,561 Cut the line now ... cut it! 548 00:32:36,638 --> 00:32:37,696 Why? 549 00:32:37,772 --> 00:32:40,036 l told you ... no cheating in Shaadi M\ubarak! 550 00:32:40,108 --> 00:32:41,769 A generator and diesel will cost 15,000. 551 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:46,776 Doesn't matter, but no cheating. Just cut it or else l'll call your office. 552 00:32:47,649 --> 00:32:53,588 Bands Horns and Revelry 553 00:32:58,092 --> 00:33:02,586 The beautician's cost is included in the budget. Don't worry. ls this OK? 554 00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:06,529 Send the van back after off-loading. 555 00:33:06,601 --> 00:33:09,593 Bring the stuff here ... and keep it carefully. 556 00:33:09,704 --> 00:33:12,104 Don't trample the flowers, they should look fresh. 557 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,132 Did you call him? 558 00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:15,266 Yes ... why? 559 00:33:15,810 --> 00:33:19,143 Shaadi M\ubarak's first wedding without M\aqsood's flowers? 560 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,078 M\aqsood, we are on a small budget. 561 00:33:21,316 --> 00:33:23,079 But you are a big person 562 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:27,077 in the brigadier's wedding the fault was all Chanda's and mine ... 563 00:33:27,221 --> 00:33:28,813 but you took the blame ... 564 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:32,192 don't worry about the budget, tell me who is doing the catering. 565 00:33:32,527 --> 00:33:33,585 l've spoken to Bansal. 566 00:33:33,695 --> 00:33:38,359 Remember one thing ... what do guests enjoy most in a wedding? 567 00:33:39,467 --> 00:33:40,525 Food! 568 00:33:40,768 --> 00:33:43,464 Lighting and decoration will be all forgotten ... 569 00:33:43,571 --> 00:33:46,096 Bansal will serve rubbish and charge double. 570 00:33:47,842 --> 00:33:50,208 Rajinder is our man ... 571 00:33:50,712 --> 00:33:52,407 he has a small restaurant in Trilokpuri ... 572 00:33:52,847 --> 00:33:54,474 and makes the best food. 573 00:33:55,216 --> 00:33:57,548 He has been trying to get into catering for years ... 574 00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,780 Here, talk to him. 575 00:33:59,854 --> 00:34:01,719 Oh no ... no first-timer. 576 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:02,847 What if he screws up? 577 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,656 You are doing it for the first time as well. 578 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,323 Hello, M\r Rajinder! 579 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,299 Why are you dealing with these planners? 580 00:34:21,376 --> 00:34:22,775 l would have arranged for better food. 581 00:34:22,877 --> 00:34:24,742 What are you saying? lt's great food. 582 00:34:24,846 --> 00:34:26,336 The arrangements are brilliant, 583 00:34:26,447 --> 00:34:28,347 how much have these Shaadi M\ubarak people charged? 584 00:34:28,416 --> 00:34:30,680 Depends on your budget. We have paid 250 thousand. 585 00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:33,514 That's it? 500 thousand was spent on M\onty's wedding ... 586 00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:35,152 and yet the food was stale. 587 00:34:37,425 --> 00:34:39,893 Don't worry, it's a gift. 588 00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:42,887 Something is missing. 589 00:34:43,398 --> 00:34:45,161 You've converted this lane into the Taj M\ahal ... 590 00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:46,530 now you want to bring a helicopter down? 591 00:34:47,602 --> 00:34:48,660 DJ! 592 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,660 Bhutani uncle has not accounted for a DJ in the budget. 593 00:34:50,738 --> 00:34:51,796 So what if it's not in the budget? Pass me the phone ... 594 00:34:51,906 --> 00:34:53,168 Will we pay for it? 595 00:34:53,241 --> 00:34:54,299 l'm calling Santy ... 596 00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:56,370 Your college band will perform here? 597 00:34:56,444 --> 00:34:57,706 Just watch out ... - Shruti ... 598 00:34:57,812 --> 00:35:00,280 Papa, M\ummy! How does it all look? 599 00:35:00,481 --> 00:35:01,539 Very good. 600 00:35:01,749 --> 00:35:03,580 Look, our daughter has done it after all. 601 00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:06,244 Not me alone ... this is Bittoo ... a partner in the company. 602 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,515 Hello, aunty. - Hello ... what's your name? 603 00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:11,324 M\ummy ... we have lots of work to do, you carry on and take a look inside. 604 00:35:11,426 --> 00:35:12,723 l was only asking his name... 605 00:35:12,794 --> 00:35:14,785 Bittoo Sharma ... with a double O. 606 00:35:16,330 --> 00:35:18,855 Raju? ls the generator on? - Yes, Bittoo ... 607 00:35:18,933 --> 00:35:20,195 So turn the lights on then! 608 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:24,501 Santy ... where is your team now? 609 00:35:25,807 --> 00:35:27,934 Hurry up and grab a cab ... there's a gig. 610 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:36,650 Colourful dreams ... 611 00:35:36,751 --> 00:35:40,414 quirky schemes. 612 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:44,953 lt's free publicity, dude ... 613 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:46,784 your first live show. 614 00:35:47,962 --> 00:35:49,759 Put the video on Youtube ... 615 00:35:49,831 --> 00:35:50,957 all of you will be stars, 616 00:35:51,966 --> 00:35:53,558 and will get free food too! 617 00:35:54,969 --> 00:35:56,231 First time ... 618 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:33,566 Your dark and cunning eyes ... 619 00:36:33,641 --> 00:36:35,006 are not too shy ... 620 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:38,302 they look sly, very hi-fi. 621 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:41,279 M\aking my heart skip a beat ... 622 00:36:41,382 --> 00:36:44,647 l wonder why? 623 00:36:49,423 --> 00:36:52,017 Your dark and cunning eyes ... 624 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:53,726 are not too shy ... 625 00:36:53,828 --> 00:36:56,956 They look sly, very hi-fi. 626 00:36:57,031 --> 00:36:59,727 M\aking my heart skip a beat ... 627 00:36:59,834 --> 00:37:02,826 l wonder why? 628 00:37:02,937 --> 00:37:08,398 Just like a biscuit dipped in tea. 629 00:37:08,709 --> 00:37:11,803 That's how my life has turned out to be. 630 00:37:11,913 --> 00:37:14,814 This is how l have lost out to me. 631 00:37:14,916 --> 00:37:17,908 That's how my life has turned out to be. 632 00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:21,853 This is how l have lost out to me. 633 00:37:32,366 --> 00:37:36,769 Step away, stay away you loser ... 634 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:37,929 and stop following me. 635 00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:39,870 l know your sort. 636 00:37:39,941 --> 00:37:41,431 You will see ... 637 00:37:41,542 --> 00:37:45,979 my shoe on your head it will be! 638 00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:51,450 A Romeo without Juliet ... a lock without a key. 639 00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:55,018 That's how your life has turned out to be. 640 00:37:55,089 --> 00:37:57,853 And this is how you've lost out to me. 641 00:37:57,959 --> 00:38:01,019 That's how your life, has turned out to be. 642 00:38:01,095 --> 00:38:04,724 And this is how you've lost out to me. 643 00:38:27,855 --> 00:38:35,387 l flexed my muscles, and l gelled my hair. 644 00:38:35,496 --> 00:38:38,397 And yet you walked past me ... 645 00:38:38,499 --> 00:38:41,593 with your nose held up high in the air. 646 00:38:43,437 --> 00:38:47,669 You can't impress ... 647 00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:50,609 with your muscles and gelled hair ... 648 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:53,839 because it's your cunning heart ... 649 00:38:53,948 --> 00:38:56,712 that needs repair. 650 00:38:56,884 --> 00:39:02,584 Just like the honey attracts a bee. 651 00:39:02,723 --> 00:39:05,817 That's how your life has turned out to be. 652 00:39:05,893 --> 00:39:08,726 And this is how you've lost out to me. 653 00:39:08,829 --> 00:39:11,821 That's how my life, has turned out to be. 654 00:39:11,899 --> 00:39:15,801 This is how l have lost out to me. 655 00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:49,092 Below my window, why do you wait? 656 00:39:49,203 --> 00:39:52,468 Playing tricks that are down-market. 657 00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:56,533 Whistling dirty songs ... 658 00:39:56,610 --> 00:39:58,578 why do you irritate? 659 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:04,611 Cut your attitude, and agree with me. 660 00:40:04,752 --> 00:40:07,846 You want a blank cheque, or the life within me? 661 00:40:07,922 --> 00:40:10,720 Soften your heart, and you will see ... 662 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:13,692 l am cool and confident. Just look at me! 663 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:19,232 You've knocked me down, like a bumble bee. 664 00:40:19,633 --> 00:40:22,659 That's how my life has turned out to be. 665 00:40:22,737 --> 00:40:25,706 This is how l have lost out to me. 666 00:40:25,806 --> 00:40:28,832 That's how your life has turned out to be. 667 00:40:28,909 --> 00:40:32,037 And this is how you've lost out to me. 668 00:40:32,113 --> 00:40:34,980 That's how my life has turned out to be. 669 00:40:35,049 --> 00:40:39,042 This is how l have lost out to me. 670 00:40:54,668 --> 00:40:55,726 Hey ... 671 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:59,601 This shop was trashed! Yes l've called for them ... l'll call you back. 672 00:40:59,673 --> 00:41:00,901 How many mirrors are inside? 673 00:41:01,008 --> 00:41:02,566 All done? Two more? 674 00:41:02,676 --> 00:41:03,734 What the hell are you guys doing? 675 00:41:03,811 --> 00:41:04,869 Who will pick this up? 676 00:41:04,945 --> 00:41:07,072 The furniture is second hand, but paid for nonetheless. 677 00:41:07,148 --> 00:41:08,206 l know it's not new. 678 00:41:08,282 --> 00:41:09,977 lt has to be kept here. 679 00:41:10,117 --> 00:41:11,914 No ... l'll sit here. 680 00:41:11,986 --> 00:41:13,715 Shut up ... why don't you want that area? 681 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:16,083 Forget the Qutub M\inar. Come up and help me. 682 00:41:16,157 --> 00:41:17,215 Do it yourself. 683 00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:20,283 Your shop downstairs ... my house upstairs. 684 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,859 Am l your secretary? To do all your work? 685 00:41:23,597 --> 00:41:26,225 l'm putting your box on top of this ... lie down and watch TV 686 00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:29,235 Let's push your bed towards the corner ... open the window ... 687 00:41:32,173 --> 00:41:33,572 Home sweet home! 688 00:41:34,642 --> 00:41:35,700 lt'll be great fun! 689 00:41:36,143 --> 00:41:41,672 ldeas ... 690 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:45,582 Plans ... 691 00:41:48,622 --> 00:41:49,850 Come on, let's have tea. 692 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:54,750 Oh, you are here? 693 00:41:54,962 --> 00:41:56,020 How are you today? 694 00:42:22,356 --> 00:42:23,618 ldeas ... 695 00:42:24,358 --> 00:42:25,723 Plans ... 696 00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:29,994 Schemes. 697 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:09,894 Whose side are these people from? 698 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:11,865 They look like riff-raff from my hostel. 699 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:15,169 Let them be ... how much can they possibly eat? 700 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:19,407 Five extra plates, that's 1,500 rupees. Who will pay for them? 701 00:43:20,781 --> 00:43:21,839 Take it from my share. 702 00:43:22,416 --> 00:43:25,112 l suggest you set up a soup-kitchen for all the riff-raff. 703 00:43:31,825 --> 00:43:37,695 The groom's party will leave in 3 hours so l am staying back at the office. 704 00:43:37,831 --> 00:43:39,992 Please tell dad. See you the day after. 705 00:44:30,351 --> 00:44:32,911 What are you doing, Bittoo? You will drop me. 706 00:44:54,241 --> 00:44:57,404 l am not in the office, and l have left the calendar in the office. 707 00:44:57,511 --> 00:44:59,775 Tell the priest August won't be possible ... 708 00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:01,941 look for an auspicious date in November. 709 00:45:09,523 --> 00:45:11,423 Hello Shaadi M\ubarak. - hello Shaadi M\ubarak. 710 00:45:18,032 --> 00:45:20,830 How can we cancel someone else's booking for you? 711 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:26,838 No, dude ... not possible at all. M\y calendar is full ... 712 00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:32,003 Schemes. 713 00:45:36,550 --> 00:45:41,146 ldeas, Plans, Schemes. 714 00:45:44,224 --> 00:45:45,816 Which package would you like? 715 00:45:45,893 --> 00:45:46,917 Platinum, Gold or Silver? 716 00:45:48,929 --> 00:45:50,055 No, that's in the Platinum package. 717 00:45:50,130 --> 00:45:51,256 The henna ceremony is not included in the Gold package. 718 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,927 Obviously, it's just the wedding in the Silver one. 719 00:45:57,438 --> 00:46:01,101 Yes there is a Bronze as well ... for funerals! You'd like one? 720 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:03,575 Hello ... you've completely vanished, M\r. Dhawan ... 721 00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:10,582 if there was a margin l would never have asked you. 722 00:46:12,052 --> 00:46:13,144 lf there is no advance then the wedding will not be ... 723 00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:14,278 What are you doing? 724 00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:15,412 Having lunch. 725 00:46:15,489 --> 00:46:16,854 What if the buffalo doesn't pay the advance? 726 00:46:16,924 --> 00:46:18,221 So, will starving make him pay any faster? 727 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:19,917 Return my phone ... 728 00:46:19,993 --> 00:46:22,188 You haven't had a biscuit since this morning. 729 00:46:23,163 --> 00:46:25,461 Even if it's 10 minutes later you can still convince the buffalo. 730 00:46:30,237 --> 00:46:31,864 You'll turn me into a glutton. 731 00:46:32,606 --> 00:46:35,200 OK listen, we've planned 26 weddings so far. 732 00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:37,101 What's the plan for the future? 733 00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:39,869 Another three years ... and then marriage ... 734 00:46:40,147 --> 00:46:42,877 two children. M\y agreed deadline with my parents is till l turn 25 ... 735 00:46:43,183 --> 00:46:45,549 till then they can look for a good groom for me ... 736 00:46:46,487 --> 00:46:47,545 their choice would be the best. 737 00:46:47,621 --> 00:46:50,886 M\rs. Kakkar, l'm not talking about that future. 738 00:46:51,492 --> 00:46:53,960 The company's future! Our future! 739 00:46:55,262 --> 00:46:57,059 We are Kings and Queens of local weddings ... 740 00:46:58,065 --> 00:46:59,555 when will we hit the farmhouses? 741 00:47:00,167 --> 00:47:04,035 Not now. We need to increase our scale for that ... 742 00:47:04,505 --> 00:47:05,631 step by step ... pass me the sauce. 743 00:47:13,514 --> 00:47:14,640 Will you have an arranged one? 744 00:47:15,149 --> 00:47:18,243 What else? l don't want any silly 'love-complications'. 745 00:47:19,153 --> 00:47:20,211 Don't worry, 746 00:47:20,287 --> 00:47:22,255 l don't think you will ever have that kind of complication. 747 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,550 Nobody will want to go blind by looking at you. 748 00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:27,651 Oh yeah? 749 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:31,659 So who was up all night making a DVD? 750 00:47:36,236 --> 00:47:38,227 And you hashed the entire romance ... 751 00:47:39,006 --> 00:47:41,236 l was left wondering if this was a girl or a warrior princess. 752 00:47:42,609 --> 00:47:43,940 Dude, if it weren't for the warrior princess ... 753 00:47:44,011 --> 00:47:45,945 you'd not be devouring these noodles. 754 00:47:46,079 --> 00:47:47,944 You'd be chopping sugar canes on your dad's farm. 755 00:47:48,382 --> 00:47:50,942 Oh yeah! Had it not been for me ... 756 00:47:51,018 --> 00:47:52,679 your Shaadi M\ubarak would've never taken off ... 757 00:47:53,253 --> 00:47:55,221 and you'd still be running around in circles after Chanda. 758 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,280 Started the business? M\y foot! 759 00:47:58,225 --> 00:47:59,283 l started it. 760 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:00,618 Did l not? 761 00:48:00,694 --> 00:48:02,127 Say l did ... 762 00:48:02,496 --> 00:48:03,554 Stop bragging ... 763 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:06,023 and return my phone, l need to get money out of the buffalo. 764 00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:12,336 These thieves will always fleece us. 765 00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:15,965 lt's time for a high jump to the farms! 766 00:48:17,511 --> 00:48:18,978 Farms again? 767 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:20,439 How will we get there? 768 00:48:21,048 --> 00:48:22,106 How will we get the contacts? 769 00:48:22,182 --> 00:48:23,240 Just say yes! 770 00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:26,214 Yes! l've said it. Now? 771 00:48:46,306 --> 00:48:48,399 What is she saying? Can't hear a word. 772 00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:51,375 Why worry? We know what she's hammering on about! 773 00:48:51,511 --> 00:48:52,671 Drop the English! 774 00:49:00,287 --> 00:49:01,549 Bittoo ... let's go. 775 00:49:03,257 --> 00:49:04,554 Five minutes. Be back. 776 00:49:10,130 --> 00:49:12,030 Pankaj, Sir ... Sonya, M\aam ... 777 00:49:12,099 --> 00:49:14,761 Hello ... Shaadi M\ubarak. 778 00:49:16,637 --> 00:49:21,040 No ... and yes. No in person. Yes on Facebook. 779 00:49:21,108 --> 00:49:24,043 Wedding ... You two ... Planning. Us two! 780 00:49:27,114 --> 00:49:28,411 Your number is on here? 781 00:49:30,117 --> 00:49:32,244 Why waste a call ... we can walk and talk. 782 00:49:32,653 --> 00:49:34,211 You are going to the car, right? We will drop you off. 783 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:39,048 Which theme has she roped you into? 784 00:49:39,192 --> 00:49:41,057 Classic, Royal or M\aharaja? 785 00:49:42,796 --> 00:49:44,058 lt's been seen and done a hundred times. 786 00:49:44,131 --> 00:49:46,599 You will have a plain assembly line wedding. So sad. 787 00:49:46,667 --> 00:49:48,794 She doesn't have the time to experiment. 788 00:49:49,069 --> 00:49:51,594 There are three other weddings in the same week as yours. 789 00:49:51,672 --> 00:49:53,139 We are doing one wedding at one time. 790 00:49:53,307 --> 00:49:56,276 One hundred percent total dedication to one client for six months. 791 00:49:56,343 --> 00:49:58,334 Start to finish. No compromise, mother-promise. 792 00:49:59,813 --> 00:50:02,805 Pankaj, sir, you're handling your father's business right now ... 793 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,677 but in your heart you're still the same student's union president 794 00:50:05,819 --> 00:50:09,812 who organised the most vibrant college festivals for 3 years, 795 00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:13,321 and you met sir during the college festival, right? 796 00:50:13,827 --> 00:50:15,556 You're the lead vocalist of your college band ... 797 00:50:15,696 --> 00:50:17,163 and you won an award for that too. 798 00:50:17,230 --> 00:50:21,132 But now you are getting married in dull, lifeless Chanda Narang style. 799 00:50:21,702 --> 00:50:25,229 OK, so you've researched us thoroughly. 800 00:50:25,372 --> 00:50:29,138 l'm impressed, but l don't know anything about you guys. 801 00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:30,607 Why should we give you the contract? 802 00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:35,779 Sir ... because your wedding is not just a deal for us! 803 00:50:36,383 --> 00:50:40,786 We put in our lives to make your wedding the happiest day of your life. 804 00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:43,248 Your car is here ... 805 00:50:43,657 --> 00:50:45,716 if you believed what we said then please do call us. 806 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:46,850 We'll be waiting. 807 00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:49,122 OK bye. 808 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:51,188 Let's go, Shruti. 809 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:54,191 What're you doing? 810 00:50:54,267 --> 00:50:55,461 There was nothing left to say ... 811 00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:57,194 they were getting bored ... 812 00:50:57,270 --> 00:50:58,328 And if they don't call? 813 00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:00,265 We can't go back now ... 814 00:51:00,741 --> 00:51:01,799 it'd be tacky. 815 00:51:01,875 --> 00:51:03,137 Shruti Kakkar ... 816 00:51:03,877 --> 00:51:05,139 Bittoo Sharma ... 817 00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:08,143 Are you free on Sunday? 818 00:51:16,223 --> 00:51:17,281 Come in please. 819 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:29,567 ldeas are promising. 820 00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:32,832 Groom's entry is the best! 821 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:35,164 So prior to this you have only worked on low budget weddings ... 822 00:51:35,242 --> 00:51:37,176 say up to 1 million rupees, right? 823 00:51:37,244 --> 00:51:38,836 Yes, up to 1.75 million rupees. 824 00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:43,172 Both of them wear black suits and attend board meetings all day long ... 825 00:51:43,784 --> 00:51:45,183 but when it comes to their wedding they want a kitsch one ... 826 00:51:45,786 --> 00:51:48,186 you two are kitsch ... and your style is so vibrant. 827 00:51:48,789 --> 00:51:50,916 lt will need an investment of a few million ... 828 00:51:51,258 --> 00:51:53,317 but then our reputation will be on the line, 829 00:51:54,327 --> 00:51:56,727 and taking such a risk with first timers ... 830 00:51:57,330 --> 00:51:58,388 l am not sure. 831 00:52:03,603 --> 00:52:04,661 Sir ... 832 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:07,734 a person builds his own reputation ... 833 00:52:08,675 --> 00:52:10,199 and ruins it himself too. 834 00:52:11,878 --> 00:52:14,210 Regarding frist-timers ... 835 00:52:14,281 --> 00:52:17,876 44 years ago, 836 00:52:18,885 --> 00:52:21,217 a young man wanted to make a tyre ... 837 00:52:21,822 --> 00:52:22,880 a cycle tyre ... 838 00:52:23,457 --> 00:52:25,357 the man approached his father for the investment, 839 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,653 and his father put the money in his son's hand. 840 00:52:29,830 --> 00:52:32,230 He didn't say, son you are a first-timer.. 841 00:52:32,299 --> 00:52:33,891 ..you won't be able to handle the tyre business. 842 00:52:34,835 --> 00:52:38,498 Today that young man is seated in front of us. 843 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,434 The tyre king himself, 844 00:52:42,976 --> 00:52:46,969 and l'm sure he will give us a chance, just like his father did. 845 00:52:57,791 --> 00:52:59,656 Hence Sainik farms have been ... 846 00:52:59,726 --> 00:53:02,251 Conquered! 847 00:53:02,496 --> 00:53:03,554 Ready means Ready! 848 00:53:03,630 --> 00:53:04,688 l don't want any delays ... 849 00:53:04,764 --> 00:53:06,994 and re-check the tensile structure multi-lights. 850 00:53:08,001 --> 00:53:10,265 Come now. All the aunties out, please ... no ogling at girls. 851 00:53:10,337 --> 00:53:11,634 Come out. 852 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:13,933 Take it easy, there's no hurry ... 853 00:53:14,007 --> 00:53:15,668 just keep a check. 854 00:53:16,643 --> 00:53:17,871 Has the electrician arrived? 855 00:53:17,944 --> 00:53:20,344 Please check the shrimp starters. 856 00:53:20,413 --> 00:53:23,905 They have to be fresh. What happened? Tell us, we'll do it. 857 00:53:23,984 --> 00:53:26,009 The groom has arrived, go out. Don't stress, just go. 858 00:53:27,821 --> 00:53:30,915 That's why l always say 'check the list' l made. 859 00:53:31,892 --> 00:53:34,292 The Groom's party has arrived, bring on the booze. 860 00:53:34,361 --> 00:53:36,488 l'll get the bar opened uncle, and you will get the first drink. 861 00:53:36,563 --> 00:53:37,621 Obviously l will. 862 00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:39,591 Ok good, show me. 863 00:53:40,901 --> 00:53:44,029 You look great. Didn't l say this would look good? 864 00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:46,295 lsn't your daughter looking pretty? 865 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:48,604 Where are you stuck? 866 00:53:48,742 --> 00:53:50,903 Teaching your own boss his business! 867 00:53:50,977 --> 00:53:54,310 lf you don't arrive in half hour, your head will be in your hands. 868 00:53:54,381 --> 00:53:55,439 Oh my ... you've not left as yet ... 869 00:53:55,515 --> 00:53:56,573 the groom's party is already here. 870 00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:58,777 Let's go, Sonya, get ready in 5 minutes ... 871 00:53:58,852 --> 00:54:00,581 l am warning you, Pankaj won't wait beyond that. 872 00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:02,315 Hurry up and check on them, or else no one will get ready ... 873 00:54:02,389 --> 00:54:03,447 in five minutes. Get her ready quickly. 874 00:54:04,925 --> 00:54:06,449 Bittoo come in please. 875 00:54:06,593 --> 00:54:07,855 Go, Shruti - Bedi is ready? 876 00:54:07,928 --> 00:54:09,589 Completely ready. - The priest's equipment? 877 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:10,721 All set. - OK. 878 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,064 You've opened the foreign champagne? 879 00:54:14,401 --> 00:54:15,459 What do you mean yes? 880 00:54:15,535 --> 00:54:17,366 l told you ... you guys ... ruined it. 881 00:54:17,437 --> 00:54:19,928 Always serve with a smile, 882 00:54:20,006 --> 00:54:22,600 so that even a person who's not hungry feels like eating. 883 00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:25,338 They've been doing this job for about 7 years ... 884 00:54:25,412 --> 00:54:26,572 they know their job by now ... 885 00:54:26,646 --> 00:54:27,738 you hurry up and attend to the guests. 886 00:54:27,814 --> 00:54:28,872 Even then, l need to say it just once. 887 00:54:28,949 --> 00:54:30,348 l'll take over this side. 888 00:54:30,417 --> 00:54:31,509 The garlanding ceremony is about to begin ... 889 00:54:31,585 --> 00:54:34,019 this is a revolving stage... co-ordinate with Kirti ... 890 00:54:34,087 --> 00:54:36,885 the stage rotates and your song crossfades. 891 00:54:45,565 --> 00:54:47,362 Bittoo, it's about to begin. 892 00:54:47,434 --> 00:54:50,562 The relatives have been given rose petals and loads of confetti, right? 893 00:54:50,637 --> 00:54:52,366 Loads and loads. - The flower-shower must not stop. 894 00:54:52,439 --> 00:54:54,771 Yes, yes ... full throttle ... high power ... you don't worry. 895 00:54:55,575 --> 00:54:57,634 So you are Shaadi M\ubarak ... good job. 896 00:55:00,814 --> 00:55:02,372 Contact us for any wedding. - Sure. 897 00:55:02,449 --> 00:55:03,507 Anytime. Enjoy. 898 00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:11,584 lsn't she looking great? - Very nice. 899 00:55:11,658 --> 00:55:13,626 l made her select that outfit. - She is looking hot. 900 00:55:13,693 --> 00:55:14,819 Shruti maam, Bittoo sir. 901 00:55:15,061 --> 00:55:16,119 Ya go ... 902 00:55:16,196 --> 00:55:17,493 The motor is not working, the stage is not rotating. 903 00:55:17,631 --> 00:55:18,689 What? 904 00:55:18,999 --> 00:55:20,057 We are coming. 905 00:55:27,007 --> 00:55:28,406 lt won't grip. - What's going on? 906 00:55:28,475 --> 00:55:29,942 lt's not gripping it. - Leave it. 907 00:55:30,010 --> 00:55:31,477 Bittoo l told you to check it. 908 00:55:31,544 --> 00:55:32,875 l checked it at four. 909 00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:37,576 lt's about to start, Bittoo. 910 00:55:39,653 --> 00:55:40,711 Do something. 911 00:55:40,787 --> 00:55:41,845 l am doing something. 912 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:44,481 Look, try it now. 913 00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:47,086 lt's not working. Do it ... 914 00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:29,860 Bittoo. 915 00:56:30,136 --> 00:56:31,194 Shruti. 916 00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:32,563 We did it, buddy. 917 00:56:32,939 --> 00:56:34,201 This is just the beginning. 918 00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:36,465 We have to plan much bigger weddings. 919 00:56:37,877 --> 00:56:39,606 This big is good enough for me. 920 00:56:41,581 --> 00:56:42,639 Bigger than this! 921 00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:44,812 So? Shaadi M\ubarak. 922 00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:50,081 When money leaves your pocket, it's always a problem. 923 00:56:51,491 --> 00:56:54,483 Take this ... full and final for the musical night, 924 00:56:54,561 --> 00:56:55,858 cocktails and the wedding. 925 00:56:57,564 --> 00:56:58,622 Thank you, sir. 926 00:57:00,767 --> 00:57:02,496 Well done, Shaadi M\ubarak! 927 00:57:02,736 --> 00:57:04,727 Keep it up! - Thank you so much, sir ... thank you. 928 00:57:07,107 --> 00:57:08,506 How much of this will be mine? 929 00:57:09,042 --> 00:57:12,534 After all the payments, we have 6 million Rupees left of the 20 million. 930 00:57:12,612 --> 00:57:13,670 Three yours and three mine. 931 00:57:14,114 --> 00:57:15,240 No, 1 1/2 and 1 1/2 and the left over ... 932 00:57:15,315 --> 00:57:16,509 3 million goes to our business development. 933 00:57:16,583 --> 00:57:17,641 Come on, it should be two and two at least. 934 00:57:17,717 --> 00:57:18,775 No, 1 1/2. 935 00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:23,819 This seems less. Ten million has eight zeros. 936 00:57:27,527 --> 00:57:29,722 No, silly, seven! 937 00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:05,758 Which one should l play? Which one? 938 00:58:06,666 --> 00:58:08,566 Ya? This one? 939 00:58:12,705 --> 00:58:14,570 OK, guys ... l'm off. 940 00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:16,800 No, no, no, no. - Nobody moves. 941 00:58:16,876 --> 00:58:20,243 This man speaks the truth! - Children, my bones are crumbling. 942 00:58:20,313 --> 00:58:22,110 l've lost 200 grams already. 943 00:58:22,182 --> 00:58:26,118 That's obvious. l hope you guys work hard like this ... 944 00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:30,249 God give you prosperity and us too. 945 00:58:30,323 --> 00:58:31,847 Oh, so they do all the hard work ... 946 00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,587 and you enjoy the incentives, just like that ... 947 00:58:34,661 --> 00:58:35,821 Should we go now? - Ok see you later... let's go. 948 00:58:35,895 --> 00:58:36,953 OK ... then good night. 949 00:58:37,030 --> 00:58:38,088 OK. 950 00:58:38,164 --> 00:58:40,724 Bye ... bye ... bye ... 951 00:58:51,211 --> 00:58:52,940 Play that one ... ya. 952 00:59:37,390 --> 00:59:38,652 No, let me rest. 953 00:59:56,276 --> 00:59:57,334 Let me rest. 954 01:04:37,643 --> 01:04:38,701 Bittoo ... 955 01:04:43,316 --> 01:04:44,442 Can you please drop me home? 956 01:04:44,784 --> 01:04:47,446 Yes, of course ... 957 01:04:53,726 --> 01:04:54,920 Tea? - Should l make it? 958 01:04:54,994 --> 01:04:56,256 Would you like some, dear? 959 01:04:56,329 --> 01:04:57,387 Dear? 960 01:04:57,797 --> 01:04:58,855 don't bother ... 961 01:04:58,931 --> 01:05:00,262 you won't know where the jars are kept. 962 01:05:04,003 --> 01:05:05,664 Please go and get changed, dear. 963 01:05:05,938 --> 01:05:06,996 Dear? 964 01:05:28,494 --> 01:05:29,552 Shall we leave? 965 01:05:29,629 --> 01:05:30,687 Let's go. 966 01:06:33,092 --> 01:06:34,354 Oh, you're here? 967 01:06:34,627 --> 01:06:36,026 How was the farmhouse wedding last night? 968 01:06:36,562 --> 01:06:37,620 Everything went well? 969 01:06:37,697 --> 01:06:38,891 Superb. Top class ... 970 01:06:38,965 --> 01:06:41,365 Oh Shaadi M\ubarak's work is always 'top class'. 971 01:06:41,434 --> 01:06:46,371 l'll miss my bus, let's chat in the evening. OK? Bye. 972 01:06:46,906 --> 01:06:47,964 Bye ... 973 01:06:51,777 --> 01:06:52,835 Breakfast? 974 01:06:52,912 --> 01:06:53,970 Uncle ... 975 01:06:54,046 --> 01:06:55,104 l'll drop uncle ... 976 01:06:56,916 --> 01:06:59,384 come on, uncle, l'll drop you fast ... 977 01:07:03,122 --> 01:07:04,589 you can sit sideways uncle ... 978 01:07:05,057 --> 01:07:07,651 OK, go, go. 979 01:07:20,539 --> 01:07:25,135 So M\r. Celebrity! 980 01:07:25,411 --> 01:07:26,810 Refuse to recognise me? 981 01:07:27,079 --> 01:07:28,876 Dude, M\ikka ... 982 01:07:30,416 --> 01:07:32,475 no mails, no SM\S ... where have you been? 983 01:07:32,752 --> 01:07:34,014 lt's been a month since l shifted to Delhi, 984 01:07:34,086 --> 01:07:35,747 but you're such a big star ... 985 01:07:35,821 --> 01:07:37,015 changed your mail lD, number ... everything. 986 01:07:37,089 --> 01:07:38,420 Shut up! - Look. 987 01:07:38,557 --> 01:07:39,615 No way! 988 01:07:39,692 --> 01:07:42,160 l have a friend in The Times and got your number through him finally ... 989 01:07:42,762 --> 01:07:47,699 page three, not bad! Bittoo Sharma, Shruti Kakkar! 990 01:07:49,969 --> 01:07:51,493 l'll tell Shruti. She wouldn't have read it. 991 01:08:01,447 --> 01:08:02,914 l guess she'll read it when she comes to the office. 992 01:08:04,450 --> 01:08:05,508 What's the problem? 993 01:08:05,851 --> 01:08:06,909 Why you so roughed-up? 994 01:08:06,986 --> 01:08:08,044 No, l am not. 995 01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,781 ln bold letters it says ... 996 01:08:12,058 --> 01:08:13,457 That means she would've seen it too. 997 01:08:13,659 --> 01:08:14,717 Who? 998 01:08:20,199 --> 01:08:22,463 What's up? Singing songs today? 999 01:08:22,668 --> 01:08:23,726 What nonsense? 1000 01:08:23,803 --> 01:08:25,065 Didn't l ever sing before? 1001 01:08:28,140 --> 01:08:29,937 Before, Shruti always addressed me casually ... 1002 01:08:30,142 --> 01:08:32,076 but since this morning she has started calling me 'dear'. 1003 01:08:33,612 --> 01:08:35,136 You know she made tea for me in the morning. 1004 01:08:36,148 --> 01:08:37,206 Terrible tea! 1005 01:08:37,683 --> 01:08:39,480 But first time, made it herself! 1006 01:08:43,022 --> 01:08:44,546 Now you see why l am so screwed up? 1007 01:08:45,224 --> 01:08:48,022 What do you think of this, Bittoo? 1008 01:08:49,228 --> 01:08:50,752 He is the way he is! 1009 01:08:51,097 --> 01:08:52,962 Why? Has he sprouted wings suddenly? 1010 01:08:54,233 --> 01:08:55,495 Yes, he has sprouted wings! 1011 01:08:57,036 --> 01:08:58,833 Our small town boy has become a big man. 1012 01:08:59,839 --> 01:09:02,501 l think you have sprouted wings! 1013 01:09:03,242 --> 01:09:06,905 This is the first time you have praised Bittoo! 1014 01:09:10,516 --> 01:09:12,177 l am totally screwed, man! 1015 01:09:12,251 --> 01:09:14,185 Screwed? What do you mean? 1016 01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:16,511 You chased her for so long ... 1017 01:09:16,589 --> 01:09:18,648 and now that you guys have finally hitched up, you are crying! 1018 01:09:18,724 --> 01:09:20,783 She is not the 'hitched' type, she is the emotional type. 1019 01:09:21,594 --> 01:09:23,528 She thinks whatever has happened between us is love. 1020 01:09:24,530 --> 01:09:27,192 Now you can't love the person you're doing business with! 1021 01:09:27,266 --> 01:09:28,528 What?! 1022 01:09:28,601 --> 01:09:29,727 lt's a business rule, you won't get it, dude. 1023 01:09:31,003 --> 01:09:33,733 Had it been someone else l would have finished it in a second ... 1024 01:09:35,074 --> 01:09:36,666 but Shruti's feelings will be hurt. 1025 01:09:37,276 --> 01:09:38,675 l can't hurt her. 1026 01:09:40,279 --> 01:09:41,541 She gave me work ... 1027 01:09:42,281 --> 01:09:43,543 made a man out of me ... 1028 01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:47,742 Right ... you are quite screwed. 1029 01:09:48,087 --> 01:09:49,145 Yes! 1030 01:09:49,755 --> 01:09:50,813 She is my friend, dude! 1031 01:09:51,023 --> 01:09:52,217 He is just a friend M\a! 1032 01:09:52,291 --> 01:09:54,555 So can't one marry a friend? 1033 01:09:55,027 --> 01:09:56,551 Where did marriage come from? 1034 01:09:56,629 --> 01:09:59,962 You're the one building flyovers of Bittoo. 1035 01:10:00,299 --> 01:10:01,960 l thought you changed your mind. 1036 01:10:02,301 --> 01:10:05,566 l was just saying that all men are not alike. 1037 01:10:06,839 --> 01:10:07,897 Now let's take Bittoo, for example ... 1038 01:10:08,774 --> 01:10:11,572 he makes tea, does kitchen work, 1039 01:10:12,311 --> 01:10:15,246 l think he will even allow his wife to work after marriage. 1040 01:10:19,251 --> 01:10:20,309 How do l look? 1041 01:10:24,323 --> 01:10:26,655 Oh ho, ruined my hair. 1042 01:10:26,725 --> 01:10:27,783 Doesn't matter. 1043 01:10:28,060 --> 01:10:29,118 Leave it now. 1044 01:11:05,231 --> 01:11:10,965 l feel a new sensation, 1045 01:11:11,036 --> 01:11:16,099 l feel you next to me. 1046 01:11:16,175 --> 01:11:21,977 The colours of yesterday are changing, 1047 01:11:22,047 --> 01:11:27,986 into brighter shades of tomorrow. 1048 01:11:30,122 --> 01:11:35,992 We are half way on the path of love. 1049 01:11:36,061 --> 01:11:41,795 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1050 01:11:41,867 --> 01:11:47,669 We are half way there. 1051 01:11:47,740 --> 01:11:54,270 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1052 01:12:27,980 --> 01:12:39,380 We are half way there. 1053 01:12:40,392 --> 01:12:51,792 l don't know if it's patience or a test ... 1054 01:12:51,937 --> 01:12:57,739 lt feels extreme ... 1055 01:12:57,810 --> 01:13:03,146 it feels the best. 1056 01:13:03,282 --> 01:13:08,948 The lively yesterdays are a past ... 1057 01:13:09,021 --> 01:13:15,221 the tranquil tomorrows are now at last. 1058 01:13:17,229 --> 01:13:23,031 We are half way on the path of love. 1059 01:13:23,102 --> 01:13:28,836 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1060 01:13:28,907 --> 01:13:34,436 we are half way on the path of love. 1061 01:13:34,513 --> 01:13:36,777 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1062 01:13:36,849 --> 01:13:38,783 Who has done this? Headless chicken you are! 1063 01:13:38,851 --> 01:13:41,445 What if it hurt someone? 1064 01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:43,852 Don't know what you're up to! 1065 01:13:46,258 --> 01:13:52,128 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1066 01:13:57,803 --> 01:14:03,799 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1067 01:14:09,348 --> 01:14:16,811 We will walk the rest of the mile, in the footsteps of time. 1068 01:14:30,169 --> 01:14:31,227 So, M\r Bittoo ... 1069 01:14:32,037 --> 01:14:33,095 Hey! 1070 01:14:38,977 --> 01:14:40,842 Dude! You are up and about so early! 1071 01:14:44,850 --> 01:14:45,908 Why are you looking so screwed up? 1072 01:14:46,251 --> 01:14:47,843 Nothing, you spoke so casually. 1073 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:49,578 So ... 1074 01:14:49,855 --> 01:14:51,049 Should l address you as Sir. Bittoo 1075 01:14:51,123 --> 01:14:52,920 No, casual is best. 1076 01:14:56,462 --> 01:14:58,054 Why are you being so strange? 1077 01:14:58,597 --> 01:14:59,859 Not at all. 1078 01:15:00,065 --> 01:15:01,123 Of course you are ... 1079 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:02,862 Now let's take the tea, for example ... 1080 01:15:03,602 --> 01:15:05,194 l made tea at home yesterday evening ... 1081 01:15:05,871 --> 01:15:08,066 and after one sip mummy and papa said the truth, 1082 01:15:08,540 --> 01:15:10,940 that Shruti can't make tea to save her life ... 1083 01:15:12,611 --> 01:15:14,340 but from that day on? - Which day? 1084 01:15:14,613 --> 01:15:15,875 You know which day. 1085 01:15:17,616 --> 01:15:21,882 l've been making bad tea and you've been drinking it. 1086 01:15:23,622 --> 01:15:24,884 Are you afraid that you might hurt my feelings ... 1087 01:15:24,957 --> 01:15:27,482 if you said the tea was bad? 1088 01:15:33,966 --> 01:15:35,900 Since when did you become so caring? 1089 01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:41,963 Whatever happened between us ... 1090 01:15:43,642 --> 01:15:44,904 just happened. 1091 01:15:46,378 --> 01:15:49,370 Don't worry, l am not like your other ones ... 1092 01:15:49,648 --> 01:15:50,910 who stick to you like glue, 1093 01:15:51,650 --> 01:15:53,242 and you are always running away from them. 1094 01:15:55,921 --> 01:15:59,254 l have no problems with whatever happened between us. 1095 01:16:01,927 --> 01:16:02,985 No problem? 1096 01:16:03,929 --> 01:16:04,987 No. 1097 01:16:06,665 --> 01:16:08,997 Just be the same Bittoo you were. 1098 01:16:10,669 --> 01:16:11,931 Why are you so serious? 1099 01:16:13,939 --> 01:16:16,601 Dude, you freaked the living daylights out of me, 1100 01:16:18,544 --> 01:16:21,012 the way you behaved after our session. 1101 01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:22,942 Session? 1102 01:16:23,015 --> 01:16:26,075 Dude, l thought Shruti had fallen in love with me. 1103 01:16:26,685 --> 01:16:28,676 But you are not the foolish types who stick like glue! 1104 01:16:28,954 --> 01:16:30,012 l'm not foolish ... 1105 01:16:30,088 --> 01:16:31,146 Right! 1106 01:16:31,223 --> 01:16:32,417 Everyone makes mistakes ... 1107 01:16:32,491 --> 01:16:33,549 M\istake ... 1108 01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:35,217 delete the mistake and move on ... 1109 01:16:35,427 --> 01:16:37,418 should l make tea for you ... with ginger? 1110 01:16:37,496 --> 01:16:38,554 Yes. 1111 01:16:39,298 --> 01:16:42,961 You were right all along, love and business do not go hand in hand. 1112 01:16:44,303 --> 01:16:45,497 l am always right ... 1113 01:16:48,173 --> 01:16:49,231 Now watch out, 1114 01:16:49,975 --> 01:16:51,101 we'll fly high. 1115 01:16:51,977 --> 01:16:54,969 Enough of this matchbox-sized room, decrepit old bike! 1116 01:16:55,714 --> 01:16:57,045 M\ercedes! That's what it's going to be! 1117 01:16:59,318 --> 01:17:01,309 Just imagine if love were to come between business partners ... 1118 01:17:01,386 --> 01:17:02,444 everything would've been lost. 1119 01:17:02,521 --> 01:17:03,988 Forget the M\ercedes, we wouldn't even have the cheapest car. 1120 01:17:05,991 --> 01:17:07,049 So then ... 1121 01:17:08,060 --> 01:17:09,994 you happy, me happy. 1122 01:17:14,533 --> 01:17:15,591 Hello ... Shaadi M\ubarak ... 1123 01:17:17,069 --> 01:17:18,195 you've called earlier? 1124 01:17:19,338 --> 01:17:21,602 There was some problem on the line, but it's all sorted now. 1125 01:17:22,741 --> 01:17:25,539 Yes l'll be there soon. 1126 01:17:25,611 --> 01:17:29,012 Dude, l'm running to the printer to check Kalra's card ... 1127 01:17:29,081 --> 01:17:31,072 you come directly for the meeting with Asma and Zafar. 1128 01:17:31,350 --> 01:17:33,215 Ok. Bye. 1129 01:17:33,285 --> 01:17:39,019 we are half way on the path of love. 1130 01:17:57,776 --> 01:17:59,243 Stupid ... 1131 01:18:01,380 --> 01:18:05,111 ldiot, fool ... 1132 01:18:11,256 --> 01:18:13,053 you were following your rule book, right? 1133 01:18:14,793 --> 01:18:17,057 Then why this emotional slip-up? 1134 01:18:23,068 --> 01:18:27,061 lf you slip again, you'll be dead! 1135 01:18:30,542 --> 01:18:31,600 Now don't cry, 1136 01:18:33,478 --> 01:18:34,604 not a tear. 1137 01:18:53,699 --> 01:18:54,757 Hello, Shaadi M\ubarak! 1138 01:18:56,635 --> 01:18:57,693 Yes, M\s. Asma ... 1139 01:18:58,103 --> 01:18:59,434 Yes, of course we are meeting ... 1140 01:19:00,105 --> 01:19:02,232 Yes, 12 o'clock sharp. 1141 01:19:19,124 --> 01:19:20,591 Asma and Zafar are great people ... 1142 01:19:21,526 --> 01:19:23,118 great choice of location for a meeting. 1143 01:19:23,862 --> 01:19:25,523 Bit of fun, a bit of meeting. 1144 01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:30,131 Great atmosphere ... right? 1145 01:19:33,739 --> 01:19:35,673 l can do the meeting myself, 1146 01:19:35,807 --> 01:19:38,139 why don't you just enjoy the atmosphere? 1147 01:19:38,610 --> 01:19:39,668 Really? 1148 01:19:39,878 --> 01:19:41,140 Can l go? 1149 01:19:41,346 --> 01:19:43,143 Excuse me ... Shaadi M\ubarak? 1150 01:19:44,149 --> 01:19:45,207 Asma and Zafar? - Yes, hi ... 1151 01:19:45,283 --> 01:19:46,341 Bittoo. 1152 01:19:46,418 --> 01:19:48,477 Shaadi M\ubarak ... Shaadi M\ubarak. 1153 01:19:51,556 --> 01:19:52,614 lt's a good idea, 1154 01:19:53,892 --> 01:19:56,292 but what if we didn't have lavender ... 1155 01:19:56,361 --> 01:19:57,419 We have lavender ... 1156 01:19:57,829 --> 01:19:59,160 and we will use lavender ... 1157 01:19:59,631 --> 01:20:01,360 why are you rejecting my design just like that? 1158 01:20:03,769 --> 01:20:04,827 Too sober ... 1159 01:20:05,570 --> 01:20:08,368 people come to Shaadi M\ubarak for kitsch, not sober. 1160 01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:10,704 Lower class losers used to come for kitsch, 1161 01:20:11,176 --> 01:20:12,370 this is a high class party. 1162 01:20:13,779 --> 01:20:15,576 l'm myself lower class loser ... 1163 01:20:15,847 --> 01:20:17,246 and l understand only kitsch. 1164 01:20:17,716 --> 01:20:19,308 You are high class from London and America, 1165 01:20:19,918 --> 01:20:21,783 keep your upper and lower class to yourself. 1166 01:20:22,187 --> 01:20:23,449 There are only 5 days to go. 1167 01:20:23,588 --> 01:20:25,385 Do what Shaadi M\ubarak is famous for. 1168 01:20:25,590 --> 01:20:26,852 Don't force your personal taste ... 1169 01:20:36,868 --> 01:20:38,529 Should l put soya sauce in your noodles? 1170 01:20:39,938 --> 01:20:41,200 l'll eat at home. 1171 01:20:42,407 --> 01:20:44,272 Couldn't you say so when l was placing the order? 1172 01:20:45,277 --> 01:20:46,539 Did you ask me? 1173 01:20:46,611 --> 01:20:48,203 l was screaming my lungs off standing here. 1174 01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:50,874 Two M\anchurian one veg one chicken ... two chowmein one veg one chicken. 1175 01:20:50,949 --> 01:20:52,348 Should l worry about my work or your nonsense? 1176 01:20:53,485 --> 01:20:55,214 l have no time for bickering. 1177 01:20:56,221 --> 01:20:57,552 l have mailed Rajinder the menu. 1178 01:20:57,889 --> 01:20:59,288 Give this design to M\aqsood. 1179 01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:01,619 l'll arrive at the site directly tomorrow morning. 1180 01:21:01,827 --> 01:21:03,226 lt would be best if you arrived on time. 1181 01:21:03,295 --> 01:21:04,694 Listen ... Shruti, wait. 1182 01:21:06,965 --> 01:21:08,956 Have you lost it? Get rid of him ... l'll drop you off. 1183 01:21:09,234 --> 01:21:10,292 Leave me. 1184 01:21:11,970 --> 01:21:13,562 lf l don't want to go with you, l won't. 1185 01:21:13,972 --> 01:21:15,564 You create a scene out of everything! 1186 01:21:18,977 --> 01:21:20,239 Go to hell ... 1187 01:21:20,979 --> 01:21:22,241 Let's go. 1188 01:21:37,996 --> 01:21:40,328 OK, please read the Nikah ... commence in the name of Allah. 1189 01:21:40,398 --> 01:21:42,332 Keep the music on. 1190 01:21:42,868 --> 01:21:43,926 Please begin. 1191 01:21:46,271 --> 01:21:47,533 Zafar Khan 1192 01:21:53,411 --> 01:21:54,605 What's wrong? lt was fine up till now. 1193 01:21:55,413 --> 01:21:58,280 Something wrong on that side ... No? Yes? Any sound? 1194 01:21:59,017 --> 01:22:00,279 Where is your mind these days? 1195 01:22:00,552 --> 01:22:02,543 Don't talk rubbish if you can't solve the problem! 1196 01:22:03,021 --> 01:22:04,420 Sound is your department. 1197 01:22:11,696 --> 01:22:12,754 Please commence. 1198 01:22:14,833 --> 01:22:17,961 Zafar Khan ... Asma Siddiqui ... 1199 01:22:18,303 --> 01:22:21,500 Santy, l've told you thousand times, do all the checks. 1200 01:22:22,641 --> 01:22:24,768 You all slack and l have to bear the embarrassment. 1201 01:22:25,377 --> 01:22:26,776 Yes l do. 1202 01:22:27,312 --> 01:22:28,370 Congratulations. 1203 01:22:49,334 --> 01:22:51,393 Santy. Shaadi M\ubarak! 1204 01:22:53,338 --> 01:22:57,069 Come on, guys! 1205 01:22:57,475 --> 01:22:58,533 Bittoo ... 1206 01:22:58,743 --> 01:23:00,404 l'll die but l won't dance with you. 1207 01:23:01,079 --> 01:23:02,341 Just do it for the client's happiness. 1208 01:23:05,350 --> 01:23:08,080 Your dark and cunning eyes, 1209 01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:09,614 are not too shy, 1210 01:23:09,688 --> 01:23:11,553 They look sly, very hi-fi 1211 01:23:11,623 --> 01:23:17,687 M\aking my heart skip a beat, l wonder why? 1212 01:23:24,369 --> 01:23:25,427 Your dark and cunning eyes, 1213 01:23:25,570 --> 01:23:26,764 are not too shy, 1214 01:23:26,838 --> 01:23:29,966 They look sly, very hi-fi 1215 01:23:30,041 --> 01:23:36,037 M\aking my heart skip a beat, l wonder why? 1216 01:23:36,114 --> 01:23:41,711 Just like a biscuit dipped in tea, 1217 01:23:41,987 --> 01:23:44,979 That's how my life has turned out to be. 1218 01:23:45,056 --> 01:23:48,389 This is how l have lost out to me. 1219 01:23:48,460 --> 01:23:51,395 That's how my life has turned out to be. 1220 01:23:51,463 --> 01:23:53,988 This is how l have lost out to me. 1221 01:23:54,065 --> 01:23:55,464 Have you brought the console? - Counted the tables? 1222 01:23:55,533 --> 01:23:56,864 Checked the mixer? 1223 01:23:56,935 --> 01:23:58,596 Listen ... all of that ... 1224 01:24:22,827 --> 01:24:24,488 Should l drop you home? 1225 01:24:31,036 --> 01:24:32,094 Don't come from tomorrow. 1226 01:24:32,170 --> 01:24:33,432 Don't come where? 1227 01:24:35,106 --> 01:24:36,835 lt's you who comes there. l live there. 1228 01:24:37,976 --> 01:24:40,911 Pack your stuff and vacate the room before l get there in the morning. 1229 01:24:40,979 --> 01:24:42,037 What nonsense? 1230 01:24:46,985 --> 01:24:48,043 Bittoo, the partnership is finished. 1231 01:24:48,119 --> 01:24:49,177 What? 1232 01:24:50,789 --> 01:24:54,520 lf we work together then my Shaadi M\ubarak will become a disaster ... 1233 01:24:54,592 --> 01:24:55,650 M\y Shaadi M\ubarak? 1234 01:24:56,127 --> 01:24:57,185 Since when has it been yours alone? 1235 01:24:57,462 --> 01:24:58,520 Don't shout. 1236 01:24:58,730 --> 01:25:00,061 Shaadi M\ubarak was my idea. 1237 01:25:00,131 --> 01:25:01,189 M\y effort. 1238 01:25:01,466 --> 01:25:02,524 You'll be paid for it. 1239 01:25:03,001 --> 01:25:05,128 Try and break the partnership, l'll take you to court. 1240 01:25:05,203 --> 01:25:06,465 lt's not a divorce that needs to go to court ... 1241 01:25:06,538 --> 01:25:09,939 we'll divide the stuff ... that's final. 1242 01:25:11,142 --> 01:25:13,474 Why are you ruining a great business? 1243 01:25:14,746 --> 01:25:15,940 Think calmly. 1244 01:25:16,881 --> 01:25:17,939 What did you say? 1245 01:25:18,483 --> 01:25:19,541 Session? 1246 01:25:21,886 --> 01:25:25,014 Oh, so this is what it is! 1247 01:25:25,890 --> 01:25:27,551 So why should l leave Shaadi M\ubarak? 1248 01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:28,819 Was it me alone? 1249 01:25:29,494 --> 01:25:31,485 You said 'let me rest'. 1250 01:25:31,563 --> 01:25:34,498 l thought, she must be tired, let her rest. What did l know? 1251 01:25:34,566 --> 01:25:38,502 Go back to your village, to your father ... 1252 01:25:38,903 --> 01:25:41,497 you just want to earn money ... do another business. 1253 01:25:41,573 --> 01:25:43,837 Your father will readily pay for his baby's business and ... 1254 01:25:43,908 --> 01:25:46,843 if still nothing happens then chop sugar canes, 1255 01:25:47,112 --> 01:25:48,977 but never come back to Shaadi M\ubarak! 1256 01:25:49,247 --> 01:25:51,715 Oh, l see ... l am a baby ... 1257 01:25:51,783 --> 01:25:52,841 l'll run home with my tail between my legs ... 1258 01:25:52,917 --> 01:25:54,509 that's what you think of me. 1259 01:25:54,586 --> 01:25:55,917 l'll obviously think of you. what you really are. 1260 01:25:55,987 --> 01:25:57,045 Everything is clear today. 1261 01:25:58,523 --> 01:25:59,581 lt took three years. 1262 01:26:00,191 --> 01:26:01,249 So l can't do anything on my own, right? 1263 01:26:01,526 --> 01:26:02,584 At least l've never seen it. 1264 01:26:02,660 --> 01:26:05,527 l'll start my own Shaadi M\ubarak ... 100 times better than yours. 1265 01:26:05,997 --> 01:26:07,521 Let's go. He is crazy! 1266 01:26:10,201 --> 01:26:11,862 To hell with your partnership. 1267 01:26:12,203 --> 01:26:13,534 To hell with you. 1268 01:26:29,554 --> 01:26:30,885 What's the programme? 1269 01:26:33,558 --> 01:26:34,616 What's going on here? 1270 01:26:34,959 --> 01:26:36,017 Don't ask. 1271 01:26:38,763 --> 01:26:40,230 Hope there hasn't been a break up? 1272 01:26:43,835 --> 01:26:45,632 Oh ... who will plan my wedding now? 1273 01:26:48,239 --> 01:26:50,571 Where are they? Both of them. 1274 01:26:52,243 --> 01:26:55,770 This is your 20. l've given Shruti madam hers. 1275 01:26:56,247 --> 01:26:59,182 You will buy a car now? Can l take this helmet? 1276 01:26:59,250 --> 01:27:00,308 Here. 1277 01:27:00,785 --> 01:27:02,047 You thief. 1278 01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:04,185 You can't take anything that belongs to Shaadi M\ubarak. 1279 01:27:08,326 --> 01:27:10,260 Here l am not taking it. 1280 01:27:13,198 --> 01:27:14,722 You dog... son of a gun ... 1281 01:27:14,799 --> 01:27:17,734 Where did you come into my life from and ruin it? 1282 01:27:19,204 --> 01:27:20,671 Good morning, madam. - What's it? 1283 01:27:21,139 --> 01:27:23,004 M\y wedding ... we spoke ... the discount ... 1284 01:27:23,074 --> 01:27:24,598 l called on the phone. Come back in the morning tomorrow. 1285 01:27:24,676 --> 01:27:25,938 OK l'll come back tomorrow. 1286 01:27:26,878 --> 01:27:29,005 Leave this rubbish ... come with me. 1287 01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:31,014 l'll get you the best deal. - How much? 1288 01:27:31,082 --> 01:27:32,606 He'll fleece you. Will you have tea or coffee? 1289 01:27:32,684 --> 01:27:33,878 Coffee? - We serve cold drinks ... 1290 01:27:33,952 --> 01:27:35,817 forget cold drinks, we will guzzle beer together. 1291 01:27:35,887 --> 01:27:37,286 Will you serve cold drink ... - l taught him everything. 1292 01:27:37,355 --> 01:27:38,617 Don't fall into her trap. 1293 01:27:38,690 --> 01:27:39,952 He will strip you to the core. 1294 01:27:40,024 --> 01:27:41,685 Strip me? 1295 01:27:45,363 --> 01:27:47,695 Forget getting people married, start getting them divorced. 1296 01:27:47,899 --> 01:27:49,628 You play with people's emotions! 1297 01:27:49,767 --> 01:27:52,167 l wanted to get married ... to hell with you ... 1298 01:27:53,304 --> 01:27:56,102 Villager! Buy a ticket to your father's house ... 1299 01:27:56,174 --> 01:27:57,698 and practice cutting sugarcane. 1300 01:27:57,775 --> 01:28:01,643 l'll turn this Delhi into a village ... beware you bloody Kakkar ... 1301 01:28:01,713 --> 01:28:03,237 Get out from here ... son of a gun. 1302 01:28:06,184 --> 01:28:08,652 There are going to be some smooth business operations from my place! 1303 01:28:08,786 --> 01:28:11,914 M\assive weddings of important men's daughters. 1304 01:28:12,190 --> 01:28:14,124 Every Delhi girl's wedding will be planned from here. 1305 01:28:14,192 --> 01:28:16,660 By next year l'll even reach a bigger mall. 1306 01:28:19,264 --> 01:28:20,663 What're you going to name your company? 1307 01:28:20,732 --> 01:28:21,858 Original Shaadi M\ubarak. 1308 01:28:21,933 --> 01:28:22,991 No, dude. 1309 01:28:23,067 --> 01:28:24,329 Dude, Kakkar's is fake. M\ine's original. 1310 01:28:24,402 --> 01:28:25,664 No ... 1311 01:28:27,005 --> 01:28:28,666 Shaadi M\ubarak Part 2? 1312 01:28:28,740 --> 01:28:29,798 No ... 1313 01:28:31,276 --> 01:28:33,005 Return of Shaadi M\ubarak. 1314 01:28:33,678 --> 01:28:34,736 No ... 1315 01:28:36,948 --> 01:28:38,745 Shaadi M\ubarak season 2! 1316 01:28:40,285 --> 01:28:41,343 You've lost it? 1317 01:28:41,419 --> 01:28:42,681 Try Happy Wedding. 1318 01:28:43,087 --> 01:28:44,145 Full English. 1319 01:28:47,358 --> 01:28:49,292 OK. Done. Happy Wedding it is! 1320 01:28:51,429 --> 01:28:52,691 Hello Shaadi M\ubarak ... 1321 01:28:52,764 --> 01:28:54,891 l mean Happy Wedding. 1322 01:28:55,366 --> 01:28:57,231 Aren't there two partners in Shaadi M\ubarak? 1323 01:28:57,368 --> 01:28:59,700 He was my assistant, not a partner. 1324 01:28:59,771 --> 01:29:00,829 l got rid of him. 1325 01:29:01,306 --> 01:29:02,364 He was a leech. 1326 01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:03,702 Happy Wedding? 1327 01:29:04,242 --> 01:29:06,176 Weren't you called Sha ...? 1328 01:29:06,244 --> 01:29:09,702 Shh, don't use that name ... it's cursed. 1329 01:29:09,781 --> 01:29:10,839 Your child's marriage will be ruined. 1330 01:29:10,982 --> 01:29:14,713 l threw him out so he started his own company to suck the clients dry. 1331 01:29:15,186 --> 01:29:17,313 l hope you have not approached any Happy Wedding ... 1332 01:29:17,855 --> 01:29:20,380 don't even think about it. lt's that leech's company. 1333 01:29:20,458 --> 01:29:22,722 Everyone thinks we worked together ... 1334 01:29:22,927 --> 01:29:26,055 but the reality is that l did all the work. 1335 01:29:26,130 --> 01:29:29,258 M\y ideas, my execution and who gets the credit? 1336 01:29:29,334 --> 01:29:31,734 No, no, don't take the name ... it's cursed. 1337 01:29:31,803 --> 01:29:33,202 Your child's marriage will be ruined. 1338 01:29:36,007 --> 01:29:39,943 Shruti, your contract is on the 21st and so is his ... 1339 01:29:41,212 --> 01:29:42,270 what do we do now? 1340 01:29:45,416 --> 01:29:48,817 Don't worry ... let's celebrate my first contract. 1341 01:29:50,088 --> 01:29:52,750 l'll give you 500 thousand rupees 400 thousand yours ... 1342 01:29:52,824 --> 01:29:54,018 200 thousand Santy's. 1343 01:29:54,092 --> 01:29:56,287 All payments have been doubled. Now take my booking. 1344 01:29:56,494 --> 01:29:59,156 550, 450, 250 ... 1345 01:29:59,897 --> 01:30:01,762 600, 500, 300 ... 1346 01:30:02,033 --> 01:30:03,091 650 ... 550 ... 1347 01:30:03,167 --> 01:30:04,225 One minute ... 1348 01:30:04,836 --> 01:30:07,361 no fighting in my office ... or else l'll give you one each! 1349 01:30:08,239 --> 01:30:09,763 Listen carefully ... 1350 01:30:10,041 --> 01:30:15,104 we have decided that if you two work separately, we won't work with you. 1351 01:30:15,179 --> 01:30:16,373 Correct ... he's right. 1352 01:30:17,382 --> 01:30:20,783 And if you work together, then ... 1353 01:30:20,852 --> 01:30:22,376 Forget about that ... last offer ... 650 thousand. 1354 01:30:22,453 --> 01:30:24,785 l'll pay in advance ... everything. 1355 01:30:24,856 --> 01:30:25,914 Are you leaving or ...? 1356 01:30:26,324 --> 01:30:27,916 Ya, ya, going ... 1357 01:30:29,460 --> 01:30:31,394 There is no dearth of vendors in the market. 1358 01:30:45,009 --> 01:30:48,206 This issue is escalating. What do you say, M\aqsood? 1359 01:30:48,546 --> 01:30:50,013 Both are impossible. 1360 01:30:54,819 --> 01:30:56,150 Just leave it here. 1361 01:30:57,822 --> 01:30:59,949 Hey ... that pole is not meant for the centre. 1362 01:31:00,425 --> 01:31:01,824 So tell me where it's supposed to go ... 1363 01:31:01,893 --> 01:31:03,827 Look at the design. - Just tell me where it goes ... 1364 01:31:03,895 --> 01:31:05,829 lf l sit on your head and monitor you all the time, who will do my work? 1365 01:31:05,897 --> 01:31:07,489 OK, l'm extremely sorry ... you tell me where it's supposed to go. 1366 01:31:07,565 --> 01:31:09,089 Didn't l give you the design? 1367 01:31:09,367 --> 01:31:12,234 Work according to that. And don't mess with me. 1368 01:31:13,037 --> 01:31:14,095 Come on ... 1369 01:31:14,439 --> 01:31:17,840 Will it be any speedier? lt'll reach up by tomorrow. 1370 01:31:20,445 --> 01:31:22,106 Sir, please check the flower decoration. 1371 01:31:22,180 --> 01:31:23,442 Tell Shruti madam to check it. 1372 01:31:23,514 --> 01:31:24,845 Tell who? 1373 01:31:25,850 --> 01:31:27,977 Who else will you tell? M\e, obviously ... 1374 01:31:28,052 --> 01:31:34,457 You are lost along the way, my friend. 1375 01:31:35,393 --> 01:31:43,858 Why have you turned a stranger, my friend? 1376 01:31:46,471 --> 01:31:55,869 Something is amiss ... 1377 01:31:55,947 --> 01:32:05,879 my heart feels an empty abyss. 1378 01:32:05,957 --> 01:32:13,887 You've led the sunshine away my friend. 1379 01:32:15,900 --> 01:32:24,899 Why have you turned a stranger, my friend? 1380 01:32:27,044 --> 01:32:30,912 Sir this half payment won't do ... there is a contract ... 1381 01:32:31,115 --> 01:32:32,980 give the full payment or else l'll slap a case on you. 1382 01:32:33,451 --> 01:32:35,112 Call us if you need a lawyer. 1383 01:32:35,653 --> 01:32:39,248 M\e and my son, whose wedding you have spoiled, are lawyers. 1384 01:32:39,590 --> 01:32:40,648 Good night. 1385 01:32:46,931 --> 01:32:55,339 There is pain in the thousand strings in my heart. 1386 01:32:57,141 --> 01:33:04,946 The silk threads we tied are all torn apart. 1387 01:33:07,685 --> 01:33:16,218 lt's the price of the separation. 1388 01:33:16,694 --> 01:33:25,966 Just the memories and tribulations. 1389 01:33:26,637 --> 01:33:32,166 The state my heart is in, my friend. 1390 01:33:32,243 --> 01:33:33,301 No worries, child ... 1391 01:33:33,377 --> 01:33:35,436 we'll get another car ... bigger than this one. 1392 01:33:36,714 --> 01:33:40,980 Why have you turned a stranger, my friend? 1393 01:33:41,052 --> 01:33:45,113 Credit is for a month, not for 6 months. 1394 01:33:45,189 --> 01:33:48,056 Hello, hello. lf you all surround me like this how can l get out? 1395 01:33:48,993 --> 01:33:51,325 And get to the bank? 1396 01:33:51,395 --> 01:33:52,987 And take my check book, and withdraw the money ... 1397 01:33:53,064 --> 01:33:55,055 and give it you? Give me some space please. 1398 01:33:55,132 --> 01:33:57,999 Yes, yes, of course, give him some space to get to the bank. 1399 01:33:58,069 --> 01:34:07,000 M\y friend, you took my peace away. 1400 01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:10,138 l only have this much. 1401 01:34:10,748 --> 01:34:12,682 Give me some time, l'll return the rest. 1402 01:34:12,750 --> 01:34:14,012 How will you return it, madam? 1403 01:34:14,085 --> 01:34:17,486 Until you pay your debts no one in the market will work with you, 1404 01:34:18,022 --> 01:34:19,546 how will you get new contracts? 1405 01:34:20,024 --> 01:34:21,082 l've not run away ... 1406 01:34:22,026 --> 01:34:23,084 just trust me. 1407 01:34:27,431 --> 01:34:28,489 Ok fine ... 1408 01:34:29,033 --> 01:34:31,365 three months and no more ... 1409 01:34:32,169 --> 01:34:33,227 Thank you. 1410 01:34:33,371 --> 01:34:35,498 Let's go. God knows how many more rounds we'll have to make. 1411 01:34:46,717 --> 01:34:47,775 Hello ... 1412 01:34:50,321 --> 01:34:51,379 Who do you want? 1413 01:34:56,727 --> 01:34:59,389 Who Sidhwani? Which office? 1414 01:35:00,064 --> 01:35:01,531 l don't owe any Sidhwani any money. 1415 01:35:03,734 --> 01:35:06,066 M\r. Sidhwani, the owner of the Sidhwani group. 1416 01:35:06,137 --> 01:35:08,662 We own 10 heritage hotels and resorts in Rajasthan. 1417 01:35:08,739 --> 01:35:10,400 The biggest in Bikaner. 1418 01:35:10,675 --> 01:35:13,075 M\r. Sidhwani's daughter is getting married ... 1419 01:35:13,144 --> 01:35:15,203 and he wants Shaadi M\ubarak to plan the wedding. 1420 01:35:15,279 --> 01:35:17,611 Can you come into our office for a meeting? 1421 01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:14,467 Good afternoon, sir ... - So Shaadi M\ubarak ... 1422 01:36:14,538 --> 01:36:16,267 Yes sir. - Sir, M\yself ... Happy Wedding. 1423 01:36:16,807 --> 01:36:18,138 l don't want Happy Wedding. 1424 01:36:18,809 --> 01:36:20,674 Just the original Shaadi M\ubarak. 1425 01:36:24,482 --> 01:36:26,143 To cut a long story short, my daughter Preeti, 1426 01:36:26,217 --> 01:36:29,482 whose wedding it is, insists that you plan her wedding. 1427 01:36:29,820 --> 01:36:32,152 l was calling the best wedding planners from ltaly, France ... 1428 01:36:32,223 --> 01:36:35,624 and the UK but Preeti saw your work at ... 1429 01:36:35,693 --> 01:36:38,161 Pankaj and Sonya's wedding and decided that ... 1430 01:36:38,229 --> 01:36:41,289 her wedding would be planned by Bittoo and Shruti. 1431 01:36:43,167 --> 01:36:45,761 l can handle it alone. 1432 01:36:46,170 --> 01:36:47,228 l don't need him. 1433 01:36:47,838 --> 01:36:48,896 Alone! 1434 01:36:50,508 --> 01:36:51,566 l have a file ... 1435 01:36:51,909 --> 01:36:53,706 from the day you started working alone ... 1436 01:36:54,178 --> 01:36:58,512 there have been electrical failures, security issues, shortages of food. 1437 01:37:00,251 --> 01:37:02,515 There can be no failures at my daughter's wedding. 1438 01:37:02,586 --> 01:37:04,645 Sir, there won't be any in my planning. 1439 01:37:05,589 --> 01:37:06,783 Bittoo Sharma ... 1440 01:37:07,725 --> 01:37:10,250 your Happy Wedding planning disaster list is even longer. 1441 01:37:10,861 --> 01:37:11,919 Should l read it? 1442 01:37:12,196 --> 01:37:13,390 No thank you, sir ... 1443 01:37:15,866 --> 01:37:21,395 OK, so it's better for me if you don't work together. 1444 01:37:21,939 --> 01:37:24,271 l can call on the best professionals in the world. 1445 01:37:25,209 --> 01:37:31,205 lf you want the contract then work together as Shaadi M\ubarak ... 1446 01:37:31,816 --> 01:37:32,874 or else ... 1447 01:37:41,225 --> 01:37:42,283 Sir ... - No. 1448 01:37:53,637 --> 01:37:55,571 Sir l'll give you a forty percent discount. 1449 01:37:56,640 --> 01:37:57,834 Thank you, M\r. Bittoo Sharma ... 1450 01:37:58,709 --> 01:37:59,767 Sir Fifty. 1451 01:38:00,244 --> 01:38:01,575 Fifty ... percent. 1452 01:38:03,581 --> 01:38:04,707 Sir, this way please ... 1453 01:38:06,250 --> 01:38:08,309 Both of you have gone crazy. 1454 01:38:08,385 --> 01:38:10,319 l'll die but l won't work with her. 1455 01:38:10,521 --> 01:38:11,852 You will die anyway. 1456 01:38:12,456 --> 01:38:15,254 l've been able to hold off your lenders for three months only ... 1457 01:38:15,326 --> 01:38:16,384 not your entire life! 1458 01:38:18,996 --> 01:38:21,931 After 90 days your bones will be lying in the gutter. 1459 01:38:22,733 --> 01:38:25,463 Now tell me if you want to finish your war with Shruti ... 1460 01:38:25,536 --> 01:38:26,594 or die in the gutter? 1461 01:38:28,606 --> 01:38:29,664 ldiot. 1462 01:38:32,543 --> 01:38:35,876 Look ... you started your company from this lane. 1463 01:38:35,946 --> 01:38:39,279 Now you're stuck in a well and he is in a ridge. 1464 01:38:39,750 --> 01:38:42,947 Let go of the past, shake hands and move on from this fight. 1465 01:38:43,954 --> 01:38:45,353 Has he brainwashed you? 1466 01:38:47,558 --> 01:38:49,617 No, no, this was my idea. 1467 01:38:50,294 --> 01:38:53,286 Anyway, he can't think of anything on his own ... 1468 01:38:55,900 --> 01:38:57,367 OK ... 1469 01:38:59,570 --> 01:39:00,969 But just for one wedding ... 1470 01:39:02,506 --> 01:39:03,768 come to the office tomorrow at 8 o'clock. 1471 01:39:03,841 --> 01:39:05,365 Why your office? M\y office. 1472 01:39:05,442 --> 01:39:06,500 Bittoo! 1473 01:39:07,978 --> 01:39:10,378 Which company does Sidhwani want for the wedding? 1474 01:39:12,049 --> 01:39:13,311 Shaadi M\ubarak ... 1475 01:39:13,384 --> 01:39:15,648 so work will happen from the Shaadi M\ubarak office, right? 1476 01:39:16,654 --> 01:39:18,315 M\aqsood, please ... 1477 01:39:23,060 --> 01:39:24,391 ldiot. 1478 01:39:48,953 --> 01:39:51,945 On time! For a good first impression? Or ... 1479 01:39:52,022 --> 01:39:53,489 What first impression can there be on you! 1480 01:39:56,093 --> 01:39:57,617 l've only been able to arrange second hand furniture so far ... 1481 01:39:58,963 --> 01:40:00,954 lt's OK ... it's only a matter of three months ... 1482 01:40:01,632 --> 01:40:03,361 hardly like l'm here permanently. 1483 01:40:06,637 --> 01:40:10,368 And l have a plan for working together for three months ... 1484 01:40:10,441 --> 01:40:12,773 without murdering each other. 1485 01:40:12,843 --> 01:40:14,037 What new plan now? 1486 01:40:14,111 --> 01:40:15,908 l've cleared up the area on top for you. 1487 01:40:16,513 --> 01:40:19,380 You can set up there ... and l'll work down here. 1488 01:40:19,650 --> 01:40:21,379 Let's divide the departments too ... 1489 01:40:21,652 --> 01:40:24,587 so you don't poke your nose in mine and l won't in yours. 1490 01:40:26,457 --> 01:40:28,448 Done ... catering and lighting mine. 1491 01:40:28,525 --> 01:40:29,856 M\usic, choreography, decoration ... 1492 01:40:29,927 --> 01:40:30,985 Security ... Design ... 1493 01:40:31,061 --> 01:40:33,928 Not design ... l'll do the design ... you'll make some kitsch one. 1494 01:40:43,741 --> 01:40:45,470 your work is going ahead ... 1495 01:40:49,013 --> 01:40:50,071 He's right here sir. 1496 01:41:06,830 --> 01:41:08,491 Let's go. Site inspection! 1497 01:41:13,170 --> 01:41:14,899 M\y father got married here ... 1498 01:41:15,706 --> 01:41:16,764 and then l did. 1499 01:41:18,108 --> 01:41:21,441 Now both of them will get married here too. 1500 01:41:22,179 --> 01:41:24,841 Henna, ladies' night, wedding and, send off ... 1501 01:41:24,915 --> 01:41:26,780 Only the honeymoon is not from here. 1502 01:41:28,852 --> 01:41:30,444 All the guests will stay here ... 1503 01:41:30,521 --> 01:41:31,920 Seven-day-long party. 1504 01:41:32,189 --> 01:41:34,054 The party will be in true Shaadi M\ubarak style. 1505 01:41:34,458 --> 01:41:36,585 l hope you spoke to him about superstar Shahrukh's dance. 1506 01:41:36,660 --> 01:41:37,718 Yes l did. 1507 01:41:38,729 --> 01:41:41,459 We can ... - Of course ... we will. 1508 01:41:41,532 --> 01:41:42,726 Even Shahrukh's performance? 1509 01:41:43,600 --> 01:41:45,465 Yes, even Shahrukh's performance! 1510 01:41:49,940 --> 01:41:52,465 Join by Friday ... do read this ... 1511 01:41:53,077 --> 01:41:54,476 lt's out of town. l hope it's not a problem. 1512 01:41:54,545 --> 01:41:55,603 No, maam ... 1513 01:41:55,679 --> 01:41:56,737 Next! 1514 01:41:56,814 --> 01:41:58,076 Have you worked in wedding planning before? 1515 01:41:58,148 --> 01:41:59,479 So M\r Bengal, forgotten me in six months ... 1516 01:41:59,550 --> 01:42:01,745 l'm Bittoo from Shaadi M\ubarak. 1517 01:42:01,819 --> 01:42:04,481 What have you done? Where have you worked? 1518 01:42:04,555 --> 01:42:07,023 Take the order ... Two chowmein, one veg, one chicken. 1519 01:42:07,091 --> 01:42:08,490 Have you done any event management? 1520 01:42:08,559 --> 01:42:11,824 Two M\anchurian, one veg, one chicken. Fried rice? 1521 01:42:12,496 --> 01:42:15,021 No? - OK, add one fried rice ... 1522 01:42:15,099 --> 01:42:16,157 Next. 1523 01:42:16,233 --> 01:42:21,500 Bands Horns and Revelry. 1524 01:42:21,572 --> 01:42:28,501 Bands Horns and Revelry. 1525 01:42:28,979 --> 01:42:34,178 l say, l say, 1526 01:42:34,251 --> 01:42:35,912 l will plan weddings, 1527 01:42:35,986 --> 01:42:37,510 l will make the altars, 1528 01:42:37,588 --> 01:42:38,987 l will do the dances. 1529 01:42:40,524 --> 01:42:46,656 Bands Horns and Revelry. 1530 01:42:46,797 --> 01:42:47,855 Tea? 1531 01:43:04,548 --> 01:43:05,606 Shruti! 1532 01:43:05,682 --> 01:43:06,740 Yes. 1533 01:43:11,088 --> 01:43:12,146 Ya ... 1534 01:43:12,823 --> 01:43:14,017 l was just on my way out. 1535 01:43:14,091 --> 01:43:15,956 Shruti! - One minute? 1536 01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:18,755 Santy will call you ... tell him about the music ... 1537 01:43:20,297 --> 01:43:23,027 you're getting calls all the time, no one calls me! 1538 01:43:27,304 --> 01:43:28,566 Yes, M\aqsood ... - Yes ... 1539 01:43:29,840 --> 01:43:31,637 Yes, the design is good. 1540 01:43:32,309 --> 01:43:34,174 l'll arrive safely. Don't worry. 1541 01:43:35,579 --> 01:43:36,637 l've called for a cab. 1542 01:43:36,847 --> 01:43:37,905 OK, bye. 1543 01:43:38,782 --> 01:43:39,840 Shruti ... 1544 01:43:44,655 --> 01:43:45,713 Got a call again? 1545 01:43:47,257 --> 01:43:48,315 Shruti! 1546 01:43:51,595 --> 01:43:55,588 Hey, wait ... don't need a cab. 1547 01:43:56,934 --> 01:43:57,992 Come on ... 1548 01:43:58,202 --> 01:43:59,260 Where? 1549 01:43:59,336 --> 01:44:00,598 Home! 1550 01:44:08,612 --> 01:44:09,806 You pretend to be all classy ... 1551 01:44:10,681 --> 01:44:12,171 but look at your car ... it's so kitschy. 1552 01:44:12,249 --> 01:44:14,615 Not kitschy ... stylish! 1553 01:44:17,154 --> 01:44:19,179 l should have run away from the shop like you did ... 1554 01:44:19,957 --> 01:44:21,686 l don't know when l'll have my own car now. 1555 01:44:21,959 --> 01:44:23,017 Am l not intelligent? 1556 01:44:24,695 --> 01:44:26,287 Not intelligent ... thief! 1557 01:44:33,770 --> 01:44:34,964 Changed the name plate ... 1558 01:44:36,640 --> 01:44:37,698 very nice. 1559 01:44:38,709 --> 01:44:39,767 OK, bye. 1560 01:45:14,344 --> 01:45:15,402 So Bittoo, what's the status? 1561 01:45:16,013 --> 01:45:18,743 Yes ... family no 53, 54 have left ... 1562 01:45:18,815 --> 01:45:20,874 55, 56's flight has been delayed ... 1563 01:45:20,951 --> 01:45:22,009 ls that so? 1564 01:45:22,085 --> 01:45:24,986 and uncle-aunty no 78 have tagged two friends along. 1565 01:45:25,055 --> 01:45:26,420 ln the list it's only old man and old woman ... 1566 01:45:26,757 --> 01:45:28,156 where do l fix the friends? 1567 01:45:28,225 --> 01:45:29,852 Should l bury them at the airport? 1568 01:45:30,160 --> 01:45:32,219 Let it be. lf their ghost catches you, 1569 01:45:32,296 --> 01:45:33,422 you will become more unbearable. 1570 01:45:33,764 --> 01:45:35,425 So should l get them a return ticket? 1571 01:45:35,899 --> 01:45:37,730 Send them ... l'll figure out something. 1572 01:45:38,268 --> 01:45:40,896 Thirty-seven arriving! bye! - Bye. 1573 01:45:44,374 --> 01:45:48,777 Bands, Horns and Revelry 1574 01:45:51,048 --> 01:45:53,175 Have you sold 204 and 208 somewhere? 1575 01:45:53,250 --> 01:45:55,445 They were clicking pictures everywhere. 1576 01:45:56,053 --> 01:45:58,385 Camel photo ... cow photo ... 1577 01:45:58,455 --> 01:46:00,719 Donkey, owl, crow, pigeon, photo, photo, photo. 1578 01:46:00,791 --> 01:46:02,725 Why are you stressed out? Haven't you stuffed your face yet? 1579 01:46:02,793 --> 01:46:04,784 l've just eaten six, seven sandwiches, there was no time. 1580 01:46:05,796 --> 01:46:06,888 Glutton of the topmost order. 1581 01:46:08,332 --> 01:46:09,993 One minute ... hello, how are you? 1582 01:46:15,806 --> 01:46:17,296 Come, come ... OK, just do it ... 1583 01:46:18,075 --> 01:46:20,009 yes, yes, they will come ... hey, Shruti. 1584 01:46:20,410 --> 01:46:21,468 Ok, 1585 01:46:22,279 --> 01:46:23,337 no, 1586 01:46:24,748 --> 01:46:26,238 just one second. - Guests are arriving ... go and have a look! 1587 01:46:26,316 --> 01:46:27,442 Cover for me for a bit? 1588 01:46:27,818 --> 01:46:28,978 Your department ... you handle it. 1589 01:46:33,290 --> 01:46:34,985 l'm a bit busy ... will call you in a bit. 1590 01:46:39,296 --> 01:46:40,354 ls this dish Ok? 1591 01:46:40,430 --> 01:46:41,488 lt's good. 1592 01:46:43,100 --> 01:46:44,158 lt's great, now just let it be. 1593 01:46:44,234 --> 01:46:45,360 You've been at it for so long. 1594 01:46:45,435 --> 01:46:46,902 Go inside and help out. 1595 01:46:46,970 --> 01:46:48,961 Don't waste time. Take this plate. 1596 01:46:49,039 --> 01:46:50,973 So this is your canopy ... not bad. 1597 01:46:52,109 --> 01:46:55,306 lt will look cooler once my lighting comes in. 1598 01:46:55,846 --> 01:46:58,144 Let it be ... my canopy will glow even in the dark. 1599 01:46:58,215 --> 01:47:00,206 You need to get off the phone to complete the canopy. 1600 01:47:04,354 --> 01:47:05,480 Yes, sir ... Shruti Kakkar ... 1601 01:47:19,870 --> 01:47:20,928 Who was it? 1602 01:47:23,407 --> 01:47:24,806 Shahrukh's got a fracture. 1603 01:47:24,875 --> 01:47:25,933 What? 1604 01:47:26,009 --> 01:47:27,067 No way! 1605 01:47:27,144 --> 01:47:28,202 lt's the leg. 1606 01:47:29,046 --> 01:47:31,241 But l've already told the guests. 1607 01:47:31,314 --> 01:47:32,872 Preeti, did you hear? 1608 01:47:33,150 --> 01:47:37,211 Daddy, everything is spoiled ... my entire wedding is spoiled. 1609 01:47:39,356 --> 01:47:41,381 Please excuse my interference, but what 1610 01:47:41,458 --> 01:47:44,552 would Shahrukh have done had he come? M\arried you? 1611 01:47:45,495 --> 01:47:47,429 Vowed to love you till eternity? 1612 01:47:48,165 --> 01:47:50,065 He's not going to take any such vows. 1613 01:47:52,402 --> 01:47:53,460 M\r. Vikram will. 1614 01:47:55,172 --> 01:47:56,571 He is your Shahrukh Khan ... 1615 01:48:01,511 --> 01:48:03,103 what will Shahrukh do by coming here? 1616 01:48:03,180 --> 01:48:06,081 Some dancing, singing ... just leave all that to us, 1617 01:48:07,050 --> 01:48:08,847 we will put on such a show that, 1618 01:48:08,919 --> 01:48:10,853 your friends will forget all about Shahrukh. 1619 01:48:11,188 --> 01:48:14,851 But everyone is expecting a Shahrukh-level rocking performance. 1620 01:48:15,192 --> 01:48:17,057 You haven't seen our level yet. 1621 01:48:17,461 --> 01:48:20,191 Don't worry ... in fact, just leave it to us. 1622 01:48:22,432 --> 01:48:24,024 Where did you copy the 'love till eternity' line from? 1623 01:48:24,468 --> 01:48:25,594 M\y original. 1624 01:48:26,470 --> 01:48:27,528 Bittoo! 1625 01:48:28,071 --> 01:48:29,129 From an English picture. 1626 01:48:29,206 --> 01:48:30,468 l knew it wasn't original. 1627 01:48:30,540 --> 01:48:31,905 The audience clapped, right? 1628 01:48:32,876 --> 01:48:33,934 Full on ... 1629 01:48:35,412 --> 01:48:37,346 lnside you showed them an English film? 1630 01:48:38,115 --> 01:48:39,207 What will you show them at night? 1631 01:48:39,483 --> 01:48:41,951 Not me alone ... you too. 1632 01:48:42,886 --> 01:48:43,944 What! 1633 01:48:44,020 --> 01:48:46,511 Original Bittoo Shruti from the kitschy hinterland. 1634 01:48:57,234 --> 01:48:59,327 Love is splendid. 1635 01:48:59,569 --> 01:49:01,628 Love is profound. 1636 01:49:16,253 --> 01:49:18,915 lt's a euphoria. 1637 01:49:19,055 --> 01:49:21,353 lt's riveting. 1638 01:49:25,996 --> 01:49:29,557 Heart's a nomad. 1639 01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:33,364 lt's mesmerising. 1640 01:49:33,436 --> 01:49:35,927 lt's riveting. 1641 01:49:40,477 --> 01:49:43,605 Heart's a nomad. 1642 01:49:45,015 --> 01:49:47,210 l have given myself to you. 1643 01:49:47,284 --> 01:49:49,684 l've lost everything to you. 1644 01:49:49,953 --> 01:49:52,183 l have given myself to you. 1645 01:49:52,255 --> 01:49:54,587 l've lost everything to you. 1646 01:49:54,658 --> 01:49:59,561 M\y heart is not mine. 1647 01:50:00,030 --> 01:50:02,294 lt's crazy for you. 1648 01:50:02,365 --> 01:50:04,526 lt's a euphoria. 1649 01:50:04,601 --> 01:50:07,035 lt's riveting. 1650 01:50:11,308 --> 01:50:13,572 Oh, the moon so far. 1651 01:50:13,643 --> 01:50:16,635 l am just a lone star. 1652 01:50:16,713 --> 01:50:19,011 lt's mesmerising. 1653 01:50:55,619 --> 01:50:57,553 Love is an enigma, 1654 01:50:57,687 --> 01:50:59,746 Love is a mystery. 1655 01:51:00,357 --> 01:51:06,296 Lanes of love are like the deep blue sea. 1656 01:51:09,266 --> 01:51:11,598 Love is an enigma, 1657 01:51:12,369 --> 01:51:14,337 Love is a mystery. 1658 01:51:14,704 --> 01:51:18,504 Lanes of love are like the deep blue sea. 1659 01:51:18,575 --> 01:51:21,043 l am drowning yet floating. 1660 01:51:21,111 --> 01:51:23,443 l am a waif, l am nothing. 1661 01:51:28,318 --> 01:51:36,089 M\y heart is not mine, lt's crazy for you. 1662 01:51:36,159 --> 01:51:38,127 lt's a euphoria. 1663 01:51:38,395 --> 01:51:40,625 lt's riveting. 1664 01:51:55,278 --> 01:51:57,405 Fall in love. 1665 01:51:57,480 --> 01:51:59,812 Sink in love. 1666 01:51:59,883 --> 01:52:02,249 Die in love. 1667 01:52:05,155 --> 01:52:07,089 Fall in love. 1668 01:52:07,157 --> 01:52:09,523 Sink in love. 1669 01:52:09,592 --> 01:52:11,822 Die in love. 1670 01:52:34,184 --> 01:52:38,416 God is my only friend. 1671 01:52:38,722 --> 01:52:45,127 ln love l've lost my life. 1672 01:52:48,264 --> 01:52:53,133 God is my only friend. 1673 01:52:53,203 --> 01:52:57,196 l've lost everything to you. 1674 01:52:57,273 --> 01:52:59,673 Yet my lover's yard, 1675 01:52:59,743 --> 01:53:01,734 is better than the temple of god. 1676 01:53:01,811 --> 01:53:04,336 Yet my lover's yard, 1677 01:53:04,414 --> 01:53:06,541 is better than the temple of god. 1678 01:53:06,616 --> 01:53:14,421 M\y heart is not mine, lt's crazy for you. 1679 01:53:14,491 --> 01:53:16,550 lt's a euphoria. 1680 01:53:16,760 --> 01:53:19,490 lt's riveting. 1681 01:53:23,700 --> 01:53:25,827 Oh, the moon so far. 1682 01:53:25,902 --> 01:53:28,769 l am just a lone star. 1683 01:53:28,905 --> 01:53:31,169 lt's a euphoria. 1684 01:53:31,508 --> 01:53:33,703 lt's riveting. 1685 01:54:14,784 --> 01:54:18,379 M\r. Bittoo, M\r Bittoo Khan ... let's go and set the plates up. 1686 01:54:18,455 --> 01:54:19,888 They will be screaming for dinner in a minute. 1687 01:54:23,426 --> 01:54:24,950 The lighting looks great. 1688 01:54:25,562 --> 01:54:27,894 l just hope that the flowers don't wither by tomorrow ... but l ... 1689 01:54:27,964 --> 01:54:29,829 Oh, just let this Taj M\ahal be. 1690 01:54:30,300 --> 01:54:33,292 So M\r. Shahrukh Khan, have your guests eaten? 1691 01:54:33,369 --> 01:54:35,234 Yes, yes, they have. You should eat too ... 1692 01:54:35,305 --> 01:54:36,465 so that the breakfast team can begin preparations. 1693 01:54:36,840 --> 01:54:39,900 lt's perfect, M\aqsood. Come on, let's eat. 1694 01:54:39,976 --> 01:54:43,468 Thank God, at least she said 'perfect' for once. 1695 01:54:43,680 --> 01:54:46,513 l was thinking that these altars will turn into my grave. 1696 01:54:46,583 --> 01:54:48,881 Shruti. One minute ... 1697 01:54:54,524 --> 01:54:55,582 sit down ... 1698 01:54:58,828 --> 01:54:59,886 listen to the plan for the future. 1699 01:55:01,464 --> 01:55:03,261 Enough of the l-spy. 1700 01:55:04,334 --> 01:55:07,269 Happy Wedding is finished, 1701 01:55:07,937 --> 01:55:08,995 from now on only Shaadi M\ubarak. 1702 01:55:11,608 --> 01:55:12,666 Not possible, Bittoo. 1703 01:55:12,742 --> 01:55:15,870 No, Bittoo ... l have decided. Decision's taken. 1704 01:55:16,813 --> 01:55:19,008 We can't work together. 1705 01:55:20,884 --> 01:55:23,011 Last time we planned a wedding for 30 million, 1706 01:55:23,086 --> 01:55:25,452 you created an issue and broke up the partnership. 1707 01:55:26,356 --> 01:55:28,847 Now we have doubled it, you are moving away. 1708 01:55:30,360 --> 01:55:31,418 What is the problem? 1709 01:55:31,628 --> 01:55:33,528 You really like this snakes and ladders game? 1710 01:55:38,968 --> 01:55:42,369 Together we have organised such a big wedding so well. 1711 01:55:43,373 --> 01:55:44,499 We are a great team, 1712 01:55:45,842 --> 01:55:47,036 and you are ruining it. 1713 01:55:47,977 --> 01:55:51,310 l am not going to let it happen ... l am not. 1714 01:55:54,918 --> 01:55:55,976 Are you done talking? 1715 01:55:57,587 --> 01:55:58,645 Now may l ? 1716 01:55:58,721 --> 01:55:59,779 Go for it ... say anything ... 1717 01:55:59,856 --> 01:56:01,653 just don't say we can't work together. 1718 01:56:01,724 --> 01:56:02,918 Any other conditions are OK with me. 1719 01:56:02,992 --> 01:56:04,323 l am getting married in two months, 1720 01:56:04,994 --> 01:56:06,052 to Chetan. 1721 01:56:06,930 --> 01:56:10,457 He stays in Dubai, and after the wedding l'll move 1722 01:56:19,943 --> 01:56:23,344 You ... you ... 1723 01:56:24,681 --> 01:56:28,412 you've gone mad. You can't marry. 1724 01:56:30,553 --> 01:56:31,611 Why not? 1725 01:56:33,423 --> 01:56:35,084 And to Chetan l can ... 1726 01:56:36,960 --> 01:56:38,018 he is educated, 1727 01:56:39,429 --> 01:56:40,487 sophisticated, 1728 01:56:41,931 --> 01:56:43,091 he is the right guy. 1729 01:56:43,700 --> 01:56:46,828 Nothing is right ... it's all wrong. Totally wrong. 1730 01:56:47,637 --> 01:56:49,434 Right ... it is right. 1731 01:56:49,505 --> 01:56:51,973 Wrong, wrong, wrong ... 1732 01:56:52,875 --> 01:56:54,365 Why do you think it's wrong? 1733 01:56:54,911 --> 01:56:55,969 Give me a reason. 1734 01:56:56,713 --> 01:56:59,773 Because wrong is wrong, and wrong cannot be right. 1735 01:57:03,052 --> 01:57:04,110 Chetan ... 1736 01:57:04,988 --> 01:57:08,515 Oh, so it's that jackass who is calling you again and again. 1737 01:57:10,727 --> 01:57:12,388 Fine! Keep answering his calls. 1738 01:57:12,862 --> 01:57:14,727 Hello Chetan, how are you? 1739 01:57:15,999 --> 01:57:17,057 A problem has come up, 1740 01:57:17,133 --> 01:57:20,534 l'll call you a bit later. OK, bye. 1741 01:57:21,437 --> 01:57:22,495 Bittoo ... 1742 01:57:22,572 --> 01:57:26,440 Wrong ... it's all wrong. Completely wrong. 1743 01:57:45,995 --> 01:57:47,792 Bittoo ... what are you guys doing? 1744 01:57:48,765 --> 01:57:49,823 Puneet, get off! 1745 01:57:49,899 --> 01:57:50,957 l'll break your legs if you get off. 1746 01:57:51,034 --> 01:57:53,662 You're getting wet ... for no reason ... Bittoo tell them. 1747 01:57:53,736 --> 01:57:55,169 Let us do our job ... just go from here. 1748 01:57:57,106 --> 01:57:59,939 Anju, what are you doing here? Leave it ... and go. 1749 01:58:03,446 --> 01:58:04,811 Let it go, Bittoo. - M\ove ... 1750 01:58:04,881 --> 01:58:05,939 You'll fall ill. 1751 01:58:06,015 --> 01:58:07,073 Let me do my job. 1752 01:58:07,150 --> 01:58:08,447 There is no point in saving it. 1753 01:58:08,518 --> 01:58:09,576 Just go ... 1754 01:58:09,786 --> 01:58:12,619 Just get off ... get off. 1755 01:58:12,689 --> 01:58:13,747 Hurry up. 1756 01:58:20,463 --> 01:58:21,521 Come inside. 1757 01:58:24,801 --> 01:58:26,496 Go in and dry yourselves ... hurry. 1758 01:58:35,812 --> 01:58:38,212 Let it be ... we'll make another one. 1759 01:58:45,621 --> 01:58:46,918 You were asking for a reason ... 1760 01:58:48,891 --> 01:58:49,949 Shaadi M\ubarak. 1761 01:58:51,828 --> 01:58:53,022 lt's taken so much effort to set up, 1762 01:58:53,963 --> 01:58:55,487 and now you are running off to Dubai. 1763 01:58:58,101 --> 01:58:59,568 What's to become of Shaadi M\ubarak? 1764 01:58:59,836 --> 01:59:01,770 Chetan has no problem with my business ... 1765 01:59:03,106 --> 01:59:05,734 l told you, he's the right guy. 1766 01:59:06,843 --> 01:59:08,572 l'll set up Shaadi M\ubarak in Dubai. 1767 01:59:08,644 --> 01:59:10,009 lt will drown in Dubai! 1768 01:59:10,079 --> 01:59:11,171 What's it to you, 1769 01:59:11,848 --> 01:59:13,543 if it sinks or floats? 1770 01:59:14,584 --> 01:59:15,710 lt's my problem. Okay? 1771 01:59:16,586 --> 01:59:24,755 You are lost along the way, my friend. 1772 01:59:27,096 --> 01:59:31,123 Why have you turned a stranger, my friend? 1773 01:59:31,200 --> 01:59:32,861 Bittoo. What do we do for breakfast? 1774 01:59:32,935 --> 01:59:34,562 Hurry up, there's no time ... 1775 02:00:03,633 --> 02:00:04,691 What about uncle and aunty? 1776 02:00:05,101 --> 02:00:06,159 What? 1777 02:00:06,235 --> 02:00:09,136 You will go to Dubai ... what will they do with out you? 1778 02:00:09,205 --> 02:00:10,570 Both are very happy together ... 1779 02:00:10,640 --> 02:00:11,868 and l'm not going to Antarctica ... 1780 02:00:11,941 --> 02:00:13,067 Dubai is three hours away. 1781 02:00:13,142 --> 02:00:15,042 Don't worry, nothing will happen to them. 1782 02:00:15,912 --> 02:00:19,075 OK, start placing the pillows ... Hurry up. 1783 02:00:24,587 --> 02:00:25,713 Dubai won't suit you. 1784 02:00:26,656 --> 02:00:27,987 You can't wear jeans and skirts. 1785 02:00:28,658 --> 02:00:30,649 Too much heat, too much dust. 1786 02:00:30,726 --> 02:00:33,661 Bittoo, any other reason? Solid one? 1787 02:00:35,598 --> 02:00:36,656 lf not, 1788 02:00:36,799 --> 02:00:38,858 leave and let me do my work. 1789 02:00:55,918 --> 02:00:56,976 What happened ? 1790 02:00:57,119 --> 02:00:58,245 l have cracked the reason ... 1791 02:01:01,023 --> 02:01:02,888 That jackass is marrying you ... 1792 02:01:04,694 --> 02:01:07,356 he is done for. Chetan's had it. 1793 02:01:08,231 --> 02:01:10,631 Don't listen to me. Go get married. 1794 02:01:11,968 --> 02:01:13,629 But your anger won't die down. 1795 02:01:19,308 --> 02:01:20,366 What anger? 1796 02:01:20,977 --> 02:01:22,308 What are you talking about? 1797 02:01:22,912 --> 02:01:24,641 Let it be ... Now that you've already decided ... 1798 02:01:24,714 --> 02:01:26,306 what difference can my talk make? 1799 02:01:27,650 --> 02:01:28,708 Just say it ... quickly ... 1800 02:01:28,985 --> 02:01:31,317 You are taking revenge on me by marrying that jackass, right? 1801 02:01:32,321 --> 02:01:33,652 Chetan! Show some respect, 1802 02:01:33,723 --> 02:01:35,156 you are speaking of my future husband ... 1803 02:01:36,025 --> 02:01:37,322 and why would l seek revenge on you? 1804 02:01:37,994 --> 02:01:42,226 You lied ... actually you had fallen in love with me ... 1805 02:01:43,733 --> 02:01:47,726 and l paid you no heed and that's what angered you. 1806 02:01:49,005 --> 02:01:50,666 To punish me you are marrying that jackass ... 1807 02:01:50,740 --> 02:01:52,731 correct, isn't it? 1808 02:01:54,744 --> 02:01:57,076 Shruti, where should l place this DJ set-up? 1809 02:01:58,214 --> 02:01:59,272 Tell me quickly please. 1810 02:02:02,018 --> 02:02:03,349 At least answer my question. 1811 02:02:05,354 --> 02:02:07,345 Oh, there's a new problem, 1812 02:02:07,423 --> 02:02:08,685 the chicken hasn't arrived yet. 1813 02:02:09,692 --> 02:02:11,751 Hurry up. 1814 02:02:13,362 --> 02:02:16,331 Just this much ... don't increase it. 1815 02:02:16,432 --> 02:02:18,730 Play some English music, there are lots of foreigners here. 1816 02:02:21,003 --> 02:02:22,061 Answer me ... 1817 02:02:23,940 --> 02:02:25,237 you had fallen in love with me ... 1818 02:02:28,044 --> 02:02:29,341 you are just embarrassed to admit it. 1819 02:02:30,446 --> 02:02:32,710 Shruti Kakkar, the strong woman, 1820 02:02:32,882 --> 02:02:34,713 how could she get trapped in emotions ... ya? 1821 02:02:38,321 --> 02:02:41,347 Love and business do not go hand in hand ... 1822 02:02:41,757 --> 02:02:43,349 your famous business rule ... 1823 02:02:43,759 --> 02:02:44,817 you broke the rule ... 1824 02:02:45,394 --> 02:02:46,452 you fell in love ... 1825 02:02:46,729 --> 02:02:47,787 what could l do? 1826 02:02:47,897 --> 02:02:50,161 Leave all my work and attend to your feelings? 1827 02:02:50,866 --> 02:02:53,096 Why are you punishing me? lt's your mistake ... no? 1828 02:02:54,770 --> 02:02:56,328 Bittoo, l have to get ready ... this is not the time for this nonsense. 1829 02:02:56,405 --> 02:02:57,463 This is the best time ... 1830 02:02:57,740 --> 02:02:58,798 answer me ... 1831 02:03:03,312 --> 02:03:04,745 Always wrong timing ... 1832 02:03:05,481 --> 02:03:07,745 l've not yet got an answer to my question, and he is calling ... 1833 02:03:08,784 --> 02:03:10,376 Who gave you permission to cut my phone ... 1834 02:03:10,953 --> 02:03:12,011 how dare you? 1835 02:03:12,121 --> 02:03:13,748 l don't need anyone's permission. 1836 02:03:16,092 --> 02:03:17,753 Answer my question first. Answer me. - Leave the phone. 1837 02:03:17,827 --> 02:03:24,289 Answer my question first. Answer me. - Leave the phone. 1838 02:03:32,441 --> 02:03:37,140 That's enough. 1839 02:03:41,784 --> 02:03:45,948 You think the entire world revolves around you. 1840 02:03:48,391 --> 02:03:49,449 Your answer ... 1841 02:03:49,825 --> 02:03:50,883 your punishment. 1842 02:03:52,028 --> 02:03:53,791 l am getting married for myself ... 1843 02:03:54,864 --> 02:03:56,525 for my safe secure future ... 1844 02:03:57,533 --> 02:03:58,795 for my parents ... 1845 02:03:59,869 --> 02:04:01,393 ... they want to see me settled ... 1846 02:04:02,938 --> 02:04:06,999 l'm marrying a guy who is the perfect life partner for me. 1847 02:04:07,877 --> 02:04:09,174 With whom l'll be happy. 1848 02:04:13,182 --> 02:04:14,240 Yes ... 1849 02:04:14,550 --> 02:04:15,812 l made a mistake ... 1850 02:04:16,886 --> 02:04:18,183 l fell in love with you ... 1851 02:04:20,289 --> 02:04:23,190 Shruti Kakkar was glued to the Business Rulebook ... 1852 02:04:24,026 --> 02:04:25,254 everything was planned! 1853 02:04:27,196 --> 02:04:28,561 But l planned using my brain, 1854 02:04:29,498 --> 02:04:30,829 and discounted the heart. 1855 02:04:31,834 --> 02:04:32,892 l fell in love with you ... 1856 02:04:34,937 --> 02:04:36,495 if you did not, you did not. 1857 02:04:38,841 --> 02:04:40,832 You think l'll chase you for revenge? 1858 02:04:42,578 --> 02:04:44,341 l'm not a child like you! 1859 02:04:46,449 --> 02:04:47,507 Got your answer? 1860 02:04:48,217 --> 02:04:49,275 Happy? 1861 02:04:50,419 --> 02:04:53,286 Shruti loves you and you paid no heed to her ... 1862 02:04:54,223 --> 02:04:55,349 Now are you a hero? 1863 02:04:57,259 --> 02:05:00,023 ls that why you were after an answer? 1864 02:05:18,547 --> 02:05:20,174 Hello ... how are you? 1865 02:05:21,117 --> 02:05:22,516 No it got cut by mistake. 1866 02:05:35,464 --> 02:05:40,629 M\y Friend 1867 02:05:42,905 --> 02:05:47,433 M\y Friend 1868 02:06:29,952 --> 02:06:35,219 M\y Friend 1869 02:06:35,324 --> 02:06:36,450 M\y Friend 1870 02:06:36,525 --> 02:06:37,583 l've checked the lights ... 1871 02:06:37,660 --> 02:06:39,389 everything is fit just dimmer number six is gone ... 1872 02:06:39,562 --> 02:06:41,120 should l put all tube lights on number five? 1873 02:06:42,965 --> 02:06:47,334 Sir, are you OK? 1874 02:06:49,972 --> 02:06:51,030 l am a bloody donkey. 1875 02:09:07,643 --> 02:09:08,701 Hello, Chetan ... 1876 02:09:09,845 --> 02:09:11,107 l'm Bittoo ... 1877 02:09:11,680 --> 02:09:13,739 Wake the f*** up ... something important. 1878 02:09:26,195 --> 02:09:28,129 Hello ... how are you? 1879 02:09:35,137 --> 02:09:36,195 What? 1880 02:09:39,875 --> 02:09:41,137 What did he say? 1881 02:09:45,748 --> 02:09:46,806 Really? 1882 02:09:48,150 --> 02:09:52,587 l'll speak to him right now. How dare he? ldiot. 1883 02:09:54,790 --> 02:09:57,759 Chetan, control ... 1884 02:09:58,293 --> 02:10:03,697 l'll beat him to a pulp. You don't swear. Take it easy ... 1885 02:10:36,732 --> 02:10:38,495 You called Chetan? - Yes. 1886 02:10:38,767 --> 02:10:40,530 You told him to step aside ... Shruti is mine ... 1887 02:10:40,636 --> 02:10:41,694 Obviously! 1888 02:10:42,571 --> 02:10:43,765 Why did you tell him that? 1889 02:10:43,872 --> 02:10:45,305 l thought, let me put him aside first, 1890 02:10:45,507 --> 02:10:46,769 or else he will keep calling ... 1891 02:10:46,942 --> 02:10:48,466 and we won't be able to talk. 1892 02:10:49,778 --> 02:10:50,836 Tell me 1893 02:10:50,946 --> 02:10:53,210 whatever you told him ... say it to my face. 1894 02:10:54,249 --> 02:10:57,741 l am a fool, an idiot, a donkey. 1895 02:10:57,886 --> 02:10:59,945 Everyone knows that ... say something new. 1896 02:11:01,957 --> 02:11:03,948 l am a fool, to have run away from your love. 1897 02:11:06,228 --> 02:11:10,324 l am an idiot who thought that love would ruin my career, 1898 02:11:12,334 --> 02:11:13,528 and when l actually realised everything, 1899 02:11:13,769 --> 02:11:16,966 l tried to play the 'Shaadi M\ubarak' card. 1900 02:11:19,441 --> 02:11:20,965 But you are a bigger fool than l am, 1901 02:11:22,244 --> 02:11:23,905 you taught me everything about business with so much love, 1902 02:11:23,979 --> 02:11:25,537 you could have taught me about love with as much love. 1903 02:11:27,616 --> 02:11:30,244 You were in a hurry to find the right life partner ... 1904 02:11:31,286 --> 02:11:33,447 and who did you find? That jackass! 1905 02:11:36,625 --> 02:11:39,287 lf you don't want to make me your business partner then so be it. 1906 02:11:41,330 --> 02:11:42,888 But don't keep me away from you. 1907 02:11:46,835 --> 02:11:48,894 There is no fun in life without you, 1908 02:11:50,305 --> 02:11:53,797 not looking at girls, nor chowmein or tea. 1909 02:11:56,478 --> 02:11:59,572 Work with you is fun, and even hanging out with you is fun. 1910 02:12:02,351 --> 02:12:06,481 l can work only because you smile and say 'very good'. 1911 02:12:08,524 --> 02:12:10,651 Even my own father never bothered to say 'good' to me. 1912 02:12:13,896 --> 02:12:16,387 Till there was happiness in life, business was good. 1913 02:12:17,299 --> 02:12:19,392 When the happiness vanished, business also sank. 1914 02:12:22,671 --> 02:12:25,902 lf this happiness is called love, then l am not afraid of it. 1915 02:12:27,376 --> 02:12:31,472 l will give you lots and lots of love and take lots and lots from you. 1916 02:12:32,981 --> 02:12:34,039 Tell me, will you give me love? 1917 02:12:41,356 --> 02:12:42,618 No way ... 1918 02:12:43,692 --> 02:12:44,750 One minute ... 1919 02:12:46,995 --> 02:12:49,463 How are you? 1920 02:12:52,067 --> 02:12:54,399 How can you be good? 1921 02:12:56,338 --> 02:13:00,069 Bittoo's an idiot to have blasted you. 1922 02:13:01,910 --> 02:13:03,343 Yes, that's been sorted. 1923 02:13:07,583 --> 02:13:09,414 l am getting into a partnership with Bittoo ... 1924 02:13:11,954 --> 02:13:13,421 And this time it's for life. 1925 02:13:15,023 --> 02:13:18,618 lf he tries any tricks l am going to break his legs, 1926 02:13:20,562 --> 02:13:21,620 but not the partnership. 1927 02:13:24,399 --> 02:13:28,392 Now, obviously our wedding is cancelled. 1928 02:13:35,877 --> 02:13:36,935 He cut it. 1929 02:13:37,045 --> 02:13:38,637 How dare he cut off your call? 1930 02:13:38,747 --> 02:13:39,805 What are you doing? 1931 02:13:39,881 --> 02:13:40,973 You didn't finish speaking and he cut off your call. 1932 02:13:41,083 --> 02:13:43,517 How does it matter? Forget Chetan. 1933 02:13:45,721 --> 02:13:46,779 OK, l've forgotten him. 1934 02:13:50,859 --> 02:13:53,419 Finish the business you started. 1935 02:13:53,996 --> 02:13:55,054 Business? 1936 02:13:55,397 --> 02:13:58,764 What you were saying ... after that? 1937 02:14:00,135 --> 02:14:02,865 l've spoken full and final ... nothing beyond that ... 1938 02:14:03,839 --> 02:14:04,897 Nothing? 1939 02:14:07,943 --> 02:14:10,002 Do l have to teach you everything in life? 1940 02:14:58,560 --> 02:15:01,461 Hello? - No one can find Shruti ... do you know where she is? 1941 02:15:01,697 --> 02:15:02,755 Why should l tell you? 1942 02:15:02,864 --> 02:15:04,559 Preeti M\aam has broken her heel ... 1943 02:15:04,666 --> 02:15:05,826 ls Shruti M\aam a cobbler? 1944 02:15:09,171 --> 02:15:11,469 Preeti M\aam is crying about her broken heel. 1945 02:15:11,540 --> 02:15:13,474 l am on my way. - Hurry up please. 1946 02:15:14,142 --> 02:15:15,734 Tell her not to worry ... l am on my way. 1947 02:15:15,844 --> 02:15:16,902 OK.